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My guts felt like half-cooked eggs. I was so hungover. Could someone please crush my head under an earth mover's tire? Good God, who is that in my bed? Why are my fingers bloody?

When God explained the snakes roll, Snake had a hisssy fit. "Why do I get all the creepy ssshhhtuff? And why do I take the wrap for those ssstupid hairlesss sssinnerss?

The rumor was true.He had stolen it! Khan climbed into his large throne and placed the stone on a granite pedestal next to him.Then he addressed his soldiers.

Pues , finalmente Sura , fué a recoger a su hijo , despues que terminará , las calses. Al llegar , había visto aquel niño entristecido sentado al costado de la carretera.Llegó.

A man in a hood came into the room and then

"Ace, watch your head!" hissed Wanda urgently, yet somehow provocatively through sensuous lips. He couldn't you know, since nobody can actually watch more than part of their nose

The pen snapped in my hand and the ink spilled everywhere. "What have you done?" cried the teacher, as the room began to fill with the black ink. There was only one thing for it:

You don't know Jack Squat.

Morton's idea to train in a lead suite turned out to be a good one when he heard the air raid sirens

I'm sitting in the Rose & Crown. It's busy so I've got time to sneak in a fold. Oh no... Josh from work has spotted me & he's coming over. Will I have time to finish or will Josh

When I woke up today, I realized that my neighbour had been murdered in her living room.

At first I thought it was some kind of mistake but ...

I was trying to do it, but

The ghost of Ben Franklin appeared above my bed last night. He merely stared at me and pointed his long boney finger at me. In the morning I found a note upon which was written

"I can make good soup with anything," my hubby said. I pfft-ed and scribed more plans for world domination. He swiped my notes and threw them into the pot. The broth gurgled evilly

Now it begins, the story of how FoldingStory came to exist in this world of ours. It all began with a single droplet of ink.

This is a true story. My story. The one I thought I'd never tell.

I followed the mysterious girl into her apartment building. I knew how this probably looked, but I didn't care. She was so beautiful. With her dark hair and big round

This was supposed to be that list that I promised in that other missive. I say "was supposed to be that list" because it started with the intention of giving you the list but as yo