Foldingstory is a bit like those festive recordings that always come out at this time of year in which a bevy of celebrities get together and sing We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

"Oh God," she shouted at no one in particular. "I overcooked the sweet potatoes again." That's when she just lost it and started

I am tired of the hiding, the secrecy, the deceit here in FoldingStory! The truth must come out! (Big deep breath) Chaz...is Chaz Bono. 49erFaithful is (no lie) Joe Montana.

2013 seemed like an unlikely year for everyone's brains to explode into some kind of vast and gleaming and comprehensive and kindly apprehension of their fellow residents, but

I detected that familiar light, feral and quite frightening, in Jake's striking eyes even before he steadied to jump. "And remember," he said. "Danger is not my name- it's my life"

"Welcome, Baltimore Zooians, to your first Animal Etiquette class. I am Mr. Johnson, the..." *BURRRP* "...cover your mouth with your forelimb when burping, Mr. Walrus. Our first

Heinrich Stark, flexed his muscle. It was a well developed muscle which he was proud to flex. He only worked one muscle, which made for a lopsided physique, but his employer valued

He whines by my side. He's cold and hungry and I want nothing more than to give his weary tiny legs a break from our trek. I want to offer words of comfort, but we must keep moving

I punched my BioSignat's into the compatch. The shadow planet lay before me. Rings of ice prevented the comet's light from penetrating into the world. Cold. Really cold, but I have

I sipped my tomato soup thoughtfully and peered out the window at the darkened street,comforted in knowing that all I held dear was ensconsed on our snug brick house on Elm Street.

Yesterday, I found a wizard in my washing machine. He claimed to have lived in there since 1889, but that couldn't have been, since this washing machine was manufactured last year.

Henry Feline had an odd name. I'll mention that, because if I don't, it will be the Elephant in the room. Everyone else was playing with a tennis racket and Henry had a salmon.

You're getting sleepy....sleeeeepy....sleeeeeeeeepppppyyyy.... That's the last thing I remembered. I think I'm awake now. "Sure," the hypnotist whispered. "When I snap my fingers,

I said Hai to the dog. Claire P xxx

As The Grateful Dead and Phish and Deadmau5 all jammed out the audience couldn't stop taking the mega dose LSD/MDMA pills that where being handed out in giant tubs by a guy in a

So why am I sitting here trapped? What made me cross the line from being a Dad, an employee, a husband to a criminal who can never escape these prison walls? Fame - my 15 minutes

In the corpse laden dawn mist, yesterday's battlefield becomes today's tragedy. The officers of the Royal Household Cavalry that were dressed in their fine uniform are now

The creatures in the deep blue sea are fascinating! There we can find sharks, whales and many more sea animals.

Inside the porcelain palace the toilet whisperer was able to coax a change in the

I nervously boarded the cargo elevator, my enigmatic guide sliding the door shut and flipping the switch. We began to descend deep into the earth. I was nervous, but I needed to kn