Smiles! Everyone! Smiles! (quick, hide that behind your back.) A-hem, welcome to the Wonderful Island of [NAME REVOKED BY OHS]! I am your host, [INSERT NAME HERE].

I knew I shouldn't have opened the front door when I did. Life is full of unexpected events, but this really took the cake.

"Don't Wake Me Except For Fighting, Fishing, or F_ _ _ ing", read the sleepmask. The small letters were embroidered in gold thread. "Bingo" had been crossed out and replaced with

So are you allowed to trim during Movember? I'm really not sure what the rules here are. I don't want to have to sacrifice my prostate due to a technicality or anything.

In the beginning, First Folder created the quill & the parchment. Now the parchment was wordless & empty, ten blank lines ruled the surface of the sheet & the Spirit of FirstFolder

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I was drifting into a deep sleep, a dream started. I dreamt of kissing one of the most popular girls in school. Moments later she told me she had loved me a long time.

In an homage to a recently completed story I decided to start a fold by playing a random song on iTunes & basing my fold on the lyrics. Naturally the first thing that came up was

Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway

"Looks like a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time" Donald said to Quincy at the colourful scene where Lord Phillip was crushed by a falling crate of jellybeans

The night after Cyndi Lauper moved into the condo adjacent to mine, she began slamming into the connecting wall while screaming "SHE-BOP!", a performance which would prove a habit.

In a world...

When I was a child we would go down to the swimming hole and stand on the shore casing rocks into the water. The goal was to be the first one to hit the kraken. Only one kid

After a night of timeless dreams, I leave and awaken to a day of timeful continuity. After a lifetime of continuity, I leave and awaken to the timeless world above, unfathomable

kool aid sang what what what in da butt

Jamal complemented the emotions on his sleeves with thoughts on his lapel. “I think ‘woodpecker’ is a compound double-entendre,” read a large lapel pin. His cufflinks conveyed

I had a dog once...................... He didnt seem to be interested in my peanut coverd body. So i killed him and started on myself

max was drunk,he shouted "reginea ! reginea!" .In the darkness he was searched for his wife he.He tripped over ...

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

The old ram stands looking down over rock slides, stupidly triumphant. The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.