There was a man who made a device that could turn animals into anthros. He first used it on a

Was it really happily ever after? Sure, the fairy tale wedding was great and all but the summary execution of the ugly sisters and wicked step mother left the peasants feeling

The Ratman & Stoat queen sauntered through the renaissance fare. They were giving each other the glad eye, but above their shoulders, her stoat was leering at his hairless rat.

It was a dark and stormy night. So I've been told. I really didn't notice. I had my head in the oven at the time. I was drunk and forgot to turn the gas on, fell asleep and

Just as Alexander the Macedone wept salt tears when he had no more worlds to conquer, so Lex McBride lifted his bloodied face to the Vegas crowd and swore to quit boxing forever.

She came in waves as he pressed her clit.He felt her and they came together,shocked by

Rayne was not like most boys his age. There was something different about him that no one else knew about. He was quite... special. You see, what made Rayne so different was

At my Life Drawing class the model had quite small nipples. The man next to me had drawn enormous nipples the shape of toothpaste tops pointing in different directions like search

Jim Kirk eased his bruised body onto the narrow, spartan bed in his quarters. What he wouldn't give for an Arcturian beanbagbed. Or even a box spring and mattress from Iowa. Lovers

The man with a machine heart whispered to his armless companion in binary: 100111010010110

It was a hot after noon after school ,i was so tired that i walked as slow as a turtle to reach home,.Suddenly , i saw one of my friends ' he was said that the sun is barbecuing ..

Did you come alone? Do you have the bag? Where you being followed? What day is it? Did I take my meds?

as the baby elephant watched it's mother fall to the ground; in a panic it wondered what it could do to help her

when, i was going home after school , i heard a strange music behind me. When i turned back to see what was that , i was shock to see alive skeleton blowing a trumpet .......

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the masters of fate? Redouble your efforts in an attempt at control, or throw up your hands and say fuckit?

Once upon a time there was a lonely girl named liz, she had

I'll keep this fart forever!

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My "friend" said he thought ponies were stupid. Now, I have him tied up in my basement, He's wondering what the heck I'm going to do with him. I ignored him and grabbed by knife.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will suffer from a diabetic episode. If he suffers from diabetic episode, you must give him an insulin injection. If he recovers, he might sue you.