I don't 'like' anybody. I don't have a 'Pinterest' in anything. I can't be bothered to 'retweet.' Please don't 'copy', 'forward', or 'Google' me. (Why doesn't anyone read my blog?)

He hung upside down, his face burnt black, charred from the flames of the fireplace so gaily decorated with pine boughs & red satin bows. A note was stuffed in his mouth.

"I'll like yours if you like mine."

I was going to a fifa soccer match, when i got there i saw many people running out of the soccer match club, when i look closely, i saw a a group of witches throwing pumpkin bomb

There was a dog named Shakyr'a. She loved to chase squirrels more than usual because she could climb trees.

Many bus drivers have a short fuse with kids, but Bennie got into busing for the conversation. Maybe tomorrow's problem solvers could give him some advice. "Hey kids, my in-laws

Do you ever hear about someone messing with the right guy? What's the ratio of right guys to wrong guys messed with? I'm just trying to feel out the odds before I go messing with

"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson," said the government agent, "but I'm here to revoke your man card." Mr. Johnson's lip quivered. "But why?" he asked, as his mascara began to run.

Dammit! I tripped over the toy train & fell into the Christmas tree, knocking it on top of Baby Jesus, who crashed to the floor & broke into a million pieces.Grammy screamed & then

Lily was in the wrong place at the wrong time.She was not meant to see that man standing by the bed,hovering over

The pistol glistened wetly in his palm; heavier than he remember. He took a long drag of his cigarette and hummed along to a Roy Orbison jingle, reminding him of a first love, his

D.I. Hathaway met Jenko and Schmidt at Heathrow. "This new drug called 'Bard Time' cropped up at Exeter. We don't want it getting round the quads." Jenko liked Hathaway. They had a

Battle Robots were great as far as expensive metallic self-masturbatory fighting went, but if you wanted true lethal tactical full contact slaughter fun, you had to

One day I will go to Dallas to see the rodeos.

Don't ask where the love has gone. It was a citadel of my imagination that collapsed. Pour me a drink & let us drink to its ruins.Tell the story on my behalf as long as the tears

Oscar got me a frosty brew and Felix slipped a coaster under it. My cards were middling. I considered Cthulhu in that long moment. Were his/its tells contrived or revelatory? I

IN the morning, i was woken by my annoying brother who used a feather duster and he pulled on of the feather in the feather duster and started slotting it into my ears...........

Etta's first husband died after falling into the birthing pool and getting the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck.

Her new OB-GYN was in a wood paneled office between The Menz Room and The Hamburger King. It seemed fitting that this would be the place she would begin really thinking about her

That's where it all started. As I walked into the room, I could feel the impending doom around me.