Dad's going hunting boys, but you can't go this time, it looks like a blizzard on the way. When they had the chance the boys snuck out and follow dad from a distance when the snow

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"Okay, we've got Anthrax Toast, Poached Pestilence, Nuclear Tuna Melt, Toxic Taffy. Any other..." "Those names suck!" "Well we've got to work in our sponsors products to pay for

Bozo was discharged from his Clowns Without Borders tour of duty with a severe case of Post-Dramatic Humourless Syndrome. It didn't help that he returned to a society where clowns

The three little pigs decided it was time to come out of the closet and tell everyone the truth. They'd been living as "roommates" for years but in reality they were

I'd invited the regulars, Bob who brews Nutbrowns, Sam, the Pilsnerking, & Sally, the Amber-lady. The burgers were on the grill when I popped the unmarked bottle of Obama Honey Ale

Doug'ys Dad done died doin' Doris Dilkins during Demsicola's Derby Days.

Gordon Ramsay stormed onto the set in the middle of a show. Alaric Marylebone turned his unnervingly white eyes on his fellow chef, as his black santoku knives restrained their sou

Scuzzy wuzzy was my underwear.

"Blow out the candle and make a wish, granny!" we said. Granny looked down at the single candle in the Tastykake Chocolate Junior with disdain. She made her wish. The house rumbled

¿POR QUÉ EN LOS SITIOS AVANDONADOS SI PONES UN CASETTE DURANTE VARIOS DÍAS SE ESCUCHAN VOCES?

Harpreet Singh was a NCY cabbie. He loved his job. His prodigious memory and friendly chattiness made him the best cabbie in the city. He never forgot a face or an address until

I didn't see him! I was texting! I screeched to a halt, stopping less than an inch from his arthritic-looking legs. The old man turned & made an obscene jester with his hand.

Free flight. Is that what they call it? When the noise stops and all you can hear is the air fighting the wings. When you hold your breath, giving the situation enough time to

The ancient Greek temple of Sniffbopolas was built for cowboys to worship. The cowboys would herd menotaurs to the gates of the temple for an annual sacrifice by riding on

The tinfoil stuck up on Cramer's head like tufts of science fiction hair as the cherry pie filling bubbled out of his mouth. The oven was too hot and Cramer was getting worried

Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

Garfield had joined the Baltimore police force. Yeah he was an orange cat but he had wanted to make a difference. That was before he wanted to take down Stringer Bell.

I was driving along the A82 in the gloaming when I heard clashing chords. From the depths of Loch Ness rose a sparkly beast playing a star-shaped guitar: the Glam Rockness Monster!

It's a ticking time bomb. You stare at it on the kitchen counter, as seconds tick off one by one. Damn. Suddenly you regret rigging your walls with explosives that