The ancient Greek temple of Sniffbopolas

The ancient Greek temple of Sniffbopolas was built for cowboys to worship. The cowboys would herd menotaurs to the gates of the temple for an annual sacrifice by riding on

each other. Afterwards the cowboys would exchange clothes and go about their business herding the menotaurs. The Sniffbopolas god was the god of the indifferent. So this Greek god

was pleased as long as the comboys followed the herd and the diety Snffbopolas found a pleasant aroma the offering made by the cowboys at the fireside after a dinner of baked beans

and cabbage. Snffbopolas was a diety from the sulfur worlds, thus the affinity for bean-powered cowboy-generated methane. Snffbopolas had aspirations to become a God of Foul Odor

but the Snffbopolas needed worshippers. The Snffbopolas impregnated a cleaning woman from Detroit with it's only begotten couch potato. This couch potato would spread Gas to the ma

trices and thereby impregnate all the women in Detroit through its only begotten couch potato. She had a litter of spuds, but the Snffbopolas needed more milk. Detroit woman just

don't produce enough breastmilk to feed large litters of spud-like Snffbopolas. This very Detroit woman had to choose which ones to feed & which to give up. Their couch potato dad

Was employed at General Motors until the factory closed and nearly got run over by a car with bad brakes. He was replaced by Mr. Roboto and Kilroy. This litter was her last one.

They had to make it count. Kilroy held Katie's hand while Mr. Roboto knelt by the business end of the pregnant mother cat. "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" Katie said, head propped up by

the plastic e-collar she wore to keep her from biting her stitches. The kittens came, ten of them, and each one was part feline, part cyborg, and stunningly beautiful.