As my life flashed before my eyes, I remembered where I put my keys.

As a lil' corporate shill, I dreamed up ways to slip pro-Doritos messages into my oral report on "Lazy B". I tried, "Sandra grew up on a Cool Ranch," but Susie sniffed it out and

MY folds are honed, lean prose machines. YOUR folds are, you know, OK but could do with some punctuation. THEIR folds are blatant attention-seeking behaviour.

Gojii berries are the secret to sustainable and cheap fusion power. I am convinced of it.

"Finish the song--" Can you hear the soft voice, da one calling out to you? Cause I can hear the screaming, there, oh, deep inside. Can you hear the words, da ones

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A brand new start to inhumane history. The radioactive mutated human mathematician had just colonized the moon.

The door creaked open."Trick-or-treat!" I shouted, cringing inside, knowing what was going to happen next. "Ohhhhh myyyyyy," cackled old Mrs. Miller. "Come in, come in & let me

Donald Trumps hair whispered to him now. It was his special money genie hair. It was his hair that gave him the good ideas. The only condition was that he couldn't cut it, no

He adjusted his jeweler's loupe and peered down at the marble cutting board. With a deft flick of his x-acto knife he proceeded to split atoms.

Winston Kramer, genius baby, wiggled in his high chair at the mic. If he could spell "prosciiutto" he would win the spelling bee. His mother was nervous. Winston had a diaper rash

Ralph's parents watched their 20 year old son play with building blocks. Earlier he explained he was making a castle. Ralph's parents thought their son was a loser.

Fran's Kafka sat at the back of the coach of the 18-30 holiday to Marbella. Morose doesn't even come close to describing his general demeanour. He'd left Prague with high hopes of

Too late. My time has come. Sends shivers down my spine. Body's aching all the time. Goodbye everybody. I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Finally the opportunity had arisen. The wife was away visiting family in Israel, the kids were safely ensconced at camp - at last I could be myself without fear of others shaming!

I pushed open access panel to the heat vent. I know my landlord told me not to mess around, but we were freezing and something was jamming the tube. I found a string and pulled.

Professor Bombo Ungerdunger's Inflatable Fauna (Advanced Placement) was the toughest course at the Clown College.

My career as an iced bun lookalike includes sitting in dieters' sitting rooms at an hourly rate. Dieters are torn between iced bun lust & the taboo against cannibalism. The conflic

Discord the draconequus of chaos grew complacent and bored with his part-time job at the perfumery. Oft he could be heard asking himself, "What fun is there in making scents?"

I Hit enter and my new FoldingStory appeared, along with the previous lines. My heart skipped a beat as i read through, as my cluelessness paid off. My story actually made sense!