Engaging with people in the window, a solo Castrati rings out a sinful bleat,

As i walk through the valley where i harvest my grain i take a look at my wife and realize.........

"The Great Titted Warbler" was a flop. Duncan was crestfallen his DriveIn for Birdwatchers didn't fly. His seedy agent Hackensmoot said "Birdwatching can sell. Depends on the birds

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago,

Professor Gabriel Emerson stood in the doorway of his study, hands in his pockets, gazing on his wife with no little heat. His tall, athletic form was striking, as were his rugged

The tea had long since gone cold, but I didn't want to get up and reheat it.

Kharma is after me!

Off in a wayward arm of an ordinary spiral galaxy a rather drab G class star thought itself chic because it sported an asteroid belt but its planets all had noneccentric orbits

"This is amazing!" I whispered as I stepped through the first door. I emerged into a lush forest, bird songs and animal chatter filled my ears as I continued on. It was beautiful,

"The 3rd person plural present active subjunctive of the verb do, dare - or what you get when a shopping cart hits your car." Who thinks these things up, thought Marty. It's like

On his fiesta red plate was a hard-boiled egg, a stalk of celery, and a jar of mayo. The Garçon made a sweeping motion "Oui, Egg Salad Deconstructed. Bon Appetit!"

I sat in my room staring down at my hands, soaked in deep crimson blood. I looked up again and then thought to myself, "What have I done?"

If I could save time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do is

Chairman Kaga had a weirder than usual gleam in his eyes when he announced: "Today's theme ingredient -- Dr. Phibes!" Sakai and Morimoto looked at each other. The guest chef

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. A door slammed and a shot rang out! The maid screamed. A pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

soon after the volcano erupted and she could see the fleeting lives that would soon be nothing but corpses

I flipped the table in disgust. "Anyone care to explain to me why these chicken nuggets aren't shaped like dinosaurs?" D-Hall henchmen surrounded me. I had seen past the illusion.

The tethered feathers of the gray moth erased the dew of the morning. Its body vibrated the strings of crystal web lacing the corners of the window. I watched curiously as I drank

When I awoke, it was pitch dark and I could barely hear the sound of two male voices--but not loud enough to hear what they were saying.

"Frrrrrrrrrrrrt!" I sighed. Uncle Luther was at it again. Every year he'd sit there at our family holiday party and pretend that the house was creaking. And every year we'd pretend