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Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest. Fifteen solar tons of chrysanthemum flowers in the hold, for the tea drinkers of the outer rim. When did spacefaring become so humdrum? He

"I have only one request of you, my son," he said, his eyes bearing down on the child like anvils, "avenge me, should I die in battle." "Dad, you're only picking up milk."

I entered the teleporta-potty, not knowing.

I remember a time in the world when the internet did not exist, nor did cell phones. People called each other on the home phone, and would show up when they said they would be som

The pharmacist on board the submarine successfully operated on Seaman Darrell Rector for appendicitis deep in the

Two eyes and a nose emerged from the rock. Next a mouth opened and spat out a few pebbles. Then the rock man stood up. It wielded a mighty

Dear Santa: I want the following. 1. An easy-bake oven where I can cook Tandoori chicken using a 100 watt bulb.

I sheathed myself in the garments fitting my caste and then I went to work just as I'd done every day since my extrusion. My task was unsavory, but I was congealed for this purpose

His fingers came away bloody from the painting. Had his Mona Lisa just bitten him? Oh and now she was smiling. "Not funny, my dear," said Leonard, as he dabbed his brush

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a lone chicken nugget floating aimlessly through space.

My next novel is: '49 shades of beige'. Mensaque can write the rude bits. I'll write the descriptions of... trees & stuff, maybe the odd joke. Do they have jokes in erotic fiction?

The Road is everywhere. Wherever you, the reader, are at this moment, there is a road, maybe several, nearby. Your whole life is on a road going somewhere & there might be no comin

He was wired for sound, literally.

Borking Bade is a telecommunications show about two high school English teachers who team up to cook coke. They get Judge Isnt Goodatallman to back them up in court when they get

How many fleas can stand on the edge of a push pin? Do flies like to eat gnats and if so do they attend a lot of baseball games? If I were to sleep upside down with my feet in a po

"There is no door." I grinned, but not in a happy way. "Of course there is. How else could we have gotten in here?" His eyes narrowed and he said "You don't get it, do you?" We

"I'll have the large dzik," Jane said, looking up from the menu. "With extra sour cream."

When my wife & I moved to the SciFi town we weren't surprised to see everyone dressed as though they at Comic-Con. We were surprised half the town spoke Klingon & half spoke Na'vi

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old; Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.