Dealing with butthurt potsmokers is an arduous trial to say the least, as they can be particularly ornery, kind of like a religious fundamentalist. First make no sudden movements,

Megan opened the door slowly, hoping with all her might that it wouldn't squeak. Mrs. Gordling was harsh at the best of times, but she might just blow a gasket if she caught Megan

Jutting out of the wall was another decomposing hand. "What have I gotten myself into." Thought Margie. Careful not to soil her dress. She picked it up by the hems and continued wa

Voiceover: “Are you one of the tens of tens who suffer from Phantom Mustache Syndrome?” Alex Trebek, listening, air-grabbed Wheat Thins crumbs from his upper lip. “PMS threatens

Every day, at least 100 mothers are killed in unfortunate skiing accidents.

The Nigerian Scientist then pointed at gigantic button down front pockets on the coat. "The large pockets can contain 3 liters of milk each, for when he starts lactating."

It hit me. As a projectionist, I ruled supreme. I could swap a family film for a snuff film, or treat the audience to an erotic shadow puppet show. How best to flaunt my standing?

Derek was the kind of guy who wore a tracksuit everywhere, even though he wasn't a runner. He liked to trick people into thinking he did verbs. An electrolytic beverage belt held

Staring at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his Triumph Spitfire, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands

Wow. I hate it when FS website changes on you w/o warning. Deep down, I know people like my folds, but I need the satisfaction of seeing it, right there. I'm needy. I dont like cha

the big top circus tent floating across the water is not what it seems.

You wait and see.This story will start off nice and sweet, with rainbows & unicorns, cute 'lil sea creatures & clever puns. But trust me, we'll eventually arrive at the bitter end.

The synergy between salty and sweet was never so perfectly acheived as when

OPO agents stormed the church. "The late Pastor Joe Saltarelli was a registered organ donor," said their captain. "Your church organ will serve another congregation well." Hacksaws

I made you a chocolate chip cookie but it came to life and it was so tasty that it ate itself.

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"

Heron crouched behind the stack of wooden crates and tried to focus on the scene just ahead of her. It was hard to concentrate with all the gunfire going on, but she knew this was

He drove his jeep into the hotel. 50 pounds of explosives taped to his chest. He pressed the detonate button and nothing happened. He pressed it again. Nothing.

In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a man in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was