My name does not matter. I am telling you this because it's not important to know who told you first. The only thing that matters is what I say to you next. There are things

Golden Locks tried so many beds by now she could not remember how she got to the latest one...There was a bear in bed with her and her mouth tasted like...well,not porridge.

It was just past one, and the dance was coming to an end. The girls took off heels to rub sore feet, the boys had long abandoned their jackets and ties. Across the room, Anna was

I can feel the worms under my skin again. The doctors say they're not there. They say I'm "crazy". But they're there. Sometimes the worms tell me to do things. Bad things.

A fly on the wall, spied your meeting, under covers, four feet exposed, it landed on the interlopers exposed toe. You were awake, felt watched and you were.

Patter patter. splat splat splat. 1000 years of drought were ending Steadily it became more. A torrential downpour. The natives thought the sky was falling, running for shelter,

The Great Void was a void’s void, just as Steve McManaman, its lone resident, was a man’s man. The isolation worked wonders for Steve’s

She put the last file in the folder. She stared at his corpulent hand. It rested on the desk like a bloated drunk. She swung the stapler down on his hand, repeatedly until

All of the world's problems began billions of years ago with a single belch.

This is the story of a girl named Ace / Who rescued her parents from outer space. / She flew on a broom to the top of the moon / and left a breadcrumb there, just in case.

"Hmm. I wonder why Gary has the Event planned for the sleepiest day of the year." I reached for my copy of "Eigler's Extensive Concordance of Hidden Surprises." It fell open to the

Every night the brain eating clown would visit. You see he has been hiding in my closet and

"What do you mean, do you want fries with that!?"

“MAJOR 您好 HAS LEFT ATMOSPHERE 5 AND WE HAVE RECEIVED INFORMATION TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS WARP FACTOR 9’D TO THE LOWLY PLANET EARTH!!”

I'd heard about the lunar flare but didn't pay it any mind until my skin started peeling after a long walk through the humid night. I'd taken off my shirt and my back was now cover

After the success of his "A Slackers Guide to Life" and "A Slackers Guide to Work" he wondered who he was going to get to write "A Slackers Guide to Love".

No, it's Mrs. Robison. R-O-B-I-S-O-N. No "n." Pete smiled weakly. "So then it's not awesome?" Pete shrugged, "It's better than nothin." A mazda 3 honked its horn in the parking

My cup failed me.

I woke up and stared at the clock. It was a lot later than usual. What had I been doing the night before? It felt like a small rodent had climbed into my mouth and died overnight.

It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the