All she could think about was him. She looked forward to the day they actually came together but to her disappointment,

His name was Sitting Bull. Famous chief. He was reincarnated as a hot Banana Boat Tanning Oil Supermodel in Maui. Drunk on Daquiries, she slipped and hit her head remembering

Most time-travelers have bad body odor. This is due to the fact that people smell like the cuisine of their society, but are unaware of their own stench. In 2329 rotten-egg tea

I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than

The aliens came again last night. I know because my pajamas were all wet bunched in a corner of the room and I had on a fresh dry pair when I woke up. Third time this week.

It was just another day for Deputy Sheriff Dick Blunt. He sat in his squad car on the side of the road, an empty box of donuts in the passenger seat. He'd been hearing reports of

We're in a prison cell in Alcatraz. Squawkers won't tell where the motorcrash victim is. He stares at the patch of blue sky through the bars and sighs. In a garage in San Antonio

A giggle turned into a chuckle that begat a short burst of laughter out loud. A hearty guffaw then rounded steadily into the dreaded silent laugh where my stomach began to ache and

"Do we have a sufficient supply of milk?" asked Gary. Nancy rolled her pretty green eyes & chided, "Why don't you just say 'Do we have any milk?'"

"We interrupt this program for an emergency broadcast. President Trump's burrito bombed, so he declared war on Mexico. Chef swears Lo Mein is ok, but stay tuned. Back to the game."

At OWS Thanksgiving there will be a drumstick circle.

"Who are you people?" Janice cried, trying to fight her captors as they muscled her into the car. Her hands were tied behind her back and her shoulders hurt like hell. The men

Vern the Amish guy had a duck growing out of his side and liked to lawn bowl nude with his uncle. I first met Vern back in

Neither man would speak of Lord YnerMand. The Grog Knight was bedding two of the

"Dwarf planets got no reason to live.They got wimpy tectonics, and puny little moons, cluttered eccentric orbits and their inhabitants are goons. Dwarf planets got no reason. Dwarf

Abdul decided to fast in front of a Karim's Kebab stand. It proved to be quite a test for both of them. Abdul called out "Devil do not tempt me with your succulent goat meat!"

I woke up it was 7, I waited till 11, Just to figure out that no one would call. I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them, What's another night all alone?

February 14 TH 2010. Kansas was crowded that night. Many couples were celebrating their love and, of course, we were one of them.

Larry Potter was Harry's twin brother who had been hidden because, well he was a total loser. Everything Harry had, Larry did not. He was raised by a circus clown named Bugle

I have an Anything card in my wallet. Just wave in front of a customer service representative and I get anything I want.