Meet Rose, we named her after Cassie's favorite movie the Titanic! "You named you daughter after the freakin Titanic!?! What type of a parent does that!" No one knew what to say.

In a world where all well-to-do folks lived in glass terrariums, neatly organized into rows, hobos were distrusted. What were they hiding behind those cardboard walls?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please take your seats and securely fasten your seatbelts immediately. It's critical to remain calm. We're about to

Ron loaded his father's shotgun knowing he threatened his estranged mother with it during arguments, but after several weeks his mother still lived. Ron, despondent jumped out out

I landed with a dull thud atop a lilly which gave way and I was soon submerged in the pond. The silence of the gold fish was

Last time on Meltreger: Talent agent Meltreger stepped out his office with a look of muted horror. In this altered timeline, the French Nazis had won World War II. Ominous Reveille

The news anchor then said with a chuckle, "And on the lighter side of the news today, local space-time began to inflate at breakneck speeds today in a small town in Indiana today,

On a cold December evening, Boris was hungry, so he phoned up the local pizza delivery service. "Hello, how may I help you?" The voice said. "Hello, I'd like to order a

Then something fired in Data's circuits. A hot spark. It whispered, "Why do they treat you like a child Data? You know more than any of them. You don't need them...they need you

The dragon from Shrek was seen by Godzilla in California. Godzilla was in love with dragon her name was Scales(let's go with that). Thus, Godzilla ran all around California and

He was the Master Baster. Yes, king of the buttery birds, lord of the plump poultry. And no one, NO ONE would ever guess his secret.

A poem, a poem for my dear wife Shay, even though I'm a poet I don't know what to say.

The stroke had destroyed Sherlock Holmes's short and long term memory. His analysis was impeccable but he could never remember it. In fact he couldn't remember when

So I am thinking of suing the Skittles candy company. Turns out that a rainbow tastes NOTHING like their nasty bag of sugary treats. I figured this out over the past weekend

Looking out the window, Kitten thinks nothing but murder all day.

A flash of light shattered the sky followed a moment later by a massive boulder rolling slowly down a distant mountain.

Scrub till you bleed, wipe those tears, and fill guns with grapes. You've been repossessed, the therapist is in Mali, but your mother listens to Peter Schiff. She has Alzheimer's.

"I said I'd 'see you real soon,' Walt, & well, here I am," said Annette,cheerfully kicking up sand on heaven's beach. She looked around. "Where's everyone else?" Walt Disney smiled

I am Shutruk Nahunte, King of Anshand and Susa, Sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sippar, took the stele of Naram-Sin, & brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an

I put my girlfriend's kid on the teeter-totter and waived. Then I hit the remote control in my pocket which dropped a 10 ton sack on the teeter totter flinging the kid hundreds of