The Singularity appeared on the horizon. The naysayers could no longer deny it's existence. Neither evil nor good the Singularity merely existed for the same reason as the rest of

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The clock chimed in five o'clock not in a peaceful, serene tone but a loud, booming roar which seemed annoy and startle the passengers of the train. I covered my ears and

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Poocher considered himself a smart dog with a sharp nose like Ace the Bathound or Tintins dog, Snowy, but his stakeout of the half man half manatee spooking around his neighborhood

"I can't believe you talked me into this." Jill says as I open the door. "I don't want to go in here. What if we walk in on a dead body or something?" I think she's crazy, but on

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1940 AlButeen beer, i was there alone no one notice me. Fatima I'm Obaid she did't see or haired me. I saw my kids, my mom and Saleh my freind.

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As the boss, he quit trying long ago. Sure he showed up, but basically just dicked around all day. He had his feet up watching Entourage season 5, disk 2 when the bigger, regional

He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been some party last night. In his haze he noticed there was a red string tied to his big toe.

One day I was out in my garden pulling at a weed when the weed started to pull back. The weed pulled so hard i was planted in the soil up to my waist

He was certain of only two things. First, he has owned precisely twenty-four pillows in his lifetime. Second,

I dated a girl once by the name of Debbie Teeth who went by the nickname Spooky Tooth. Seems that I broke her heart, so she busted my jaw, and I had to eat my food through a straw.

"Katmandu! Australia! Fermentation and defenestrations! There are only a few things that these words share in common and if you can guess what they are I won't

Lentils, the limitless legume

Benedict Cumberbatch slithered seductively across the cold marble floor, I stared, fascinated yet slightly revolted, as Maggie Smith, in character as the Dowager Countess and nude

I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.

"Pipes, pipes, pipes" he wheezed, "you'd think that, as a plumber, I'd be pretty damned sick of the things by now. And, you know what?" He paused to spit, noisily, onto the tarmac,

a little pebble named peb wanted to find his soul mate, but unbeknownst to peb a BIG storm was rolling in over the garden where peb had lived most of his life since leaving the