Our caravan arrived at the gates of the ancient city of Ackhabha, we carried the most precious and dangerous treasure ever known to man. Maghrob, our leader spoke, "Behold the

There was no time to wait as the first raindrops started falling. He grabbed his coat and rushed to the door. Where should he start looking?

For a long time, he had been considering wearing the skirt. Who decided that men couldn't entertain this option, after all? This one, a plaid crepe, was calling to him and he

In a narrow street, on a remote part of town SlimWhitman, Slim Dusty and Slim Shady walked into a bar and ordered 3 Slim Fast Shakes from the willowy looking bartender. SlimWhitman

In the outback the Australian Aboriginal tribe sat in a circle and told stories of the dreamtime. These stories would help explain how the creatures had come to inhabit the land

I'll scratch yours if you'll scratch mine. Oh, wait...I forgot...you don't have one.

Billy Mays here with the new OxiClean detergent ball! Get on the ball! The OxiClean detergent ball!

Dottie made every effort to impress; she lured her red wig out of mothballs—judging by the size of its balls, that was some big moth; she had a sponge bath and soaked her dentures.

My wife left me because of my wandering eyes. I couldn't blame her. I sighed and switched on my sonar before I got out of bed. It sounded like they were in the kitchen cabinets ag

Maybe it didn't matter. That's what she'd told herself a hundred times. All is fair in love and war, right? Imogene shouldn't have put all her hopes on Paul's wanting her to join h

The Swamp Thing hated, I mean with livid heat, hated Zydeco music. In fact, once someone showed him an accordion and

Welcoming a black mass in this world is a milestone for family friends. A black mass at the foot of your bed is always regarded as a gift from heaven.

I didn't have to say it, but I did anyway, and I think I almost meant it, too. She looked back at me with an emotional cocktail of surprise and gratitude and something like

Jenny works in Leamington Spa

Mary Jane was sick. Maybe it was because of the under cooked spider casserole or the ill advised walk in the ice storm with the Parisian Panda. But otherwise he had no regrets.

The creature reached out and crushed the moon to dust with a simple pinch. This was enough to prove to the Humans that it was capable of defending them against the Platinum Caste.

Bye bye my old hard drive. I put you in the fridge and hoped something survived. This will be day my hard drive died. The hot weather has not made it any better for it to survive.

Der gestiefelter Slyvesterkater kam bei mir am 1. Janner zu Besuch. Mit einem Blechtrommelsolo erweckte er mich aus meinem Dornrösschenschlaf. "Ein Königreich für Oropax!" rief ich

"Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink."..."Knock knock"."Who is it?" "It's the Plumber I've come to fix the sink." She hesitated. She hadn't called

Don't worry, she will be safe with the fairies.