yes on earth that amazing place just like hevean the place that i know am never reaching so why to bother and do good stuffs while i can be bad bad and have earth here on my side

The makers of Snakes on a Plane and Snakes on a Train, bring you Llamas on a Lighrail, Roaches on a Bus, Hyena's on an People Mover, Real Ponies on a Carussel and

Mr. Henry's history class was very popular because of the period costume banquet that served as final exam. King Henry's feast featured roast pig, a jester, & a mock beheading but

The white elephant gift exchange party at the office holiday party was an utter disaster. The problem started when Sven didn't understand the colloquialism and showed up with a

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune cookie must be in want of a

See Dick drive. Dick drives a flashy car. Dick picks up Jane. They go to the drive-in movies. See Dick put the move on Jane. He's at first base. But he's not playing baseball.

Just as she was showing him the door, (good riddance) an alert came off the TV. "Due to a Homeland emergency, everyone must stay indoors for the next 48 hours."

Mirna was convinced the rat was her father. He had her exact eye color. Even his foot twitched, like hers when she was nervous! She picked him up by his long tail and hid him in

The boys and I would put Freebird on and go for an M60 gun run. When we really got crazy we would change to the 50 cal and put on Simple Man.

"Jimmy, you've been a good skywriter for many years, but it's time for you to brush up on your skycursive." "How come?" "Last week you tried to make 'Marry me' but it looked like

I was fell up into the sky one day.

I tend to evaluate my life decisions in long car trips. Tonight was no different, one single burden briefly illuminated by the alternating glow of street lights.

It was late afternoon in old Indochina. Madame Wong was lying on a low couch on a jjunk floating down the Mekong. She lit a small opium pipe to keep the flies away from her face.

"Don't give me that innocent look.You're grounded young lady! And no more World of Warcraft this week", Mr. Henderson scolded his one yr old. Cindy had soiled her diapers again.

There once was a man named Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He was shot in the head on accident after attempting suicide with the same gun. He was resurrected and then he

So i sat there, with ciaran young, and joe eller, eating chapstick, whilst sittin' on da toilet, AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT!

"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.

Dear Santa, This Christmas I'd like a new bicycle, a warm coat, and a puppy. But I don't want you to bring them to me. Please give them to Jacob Nealy. Thank you Santa, Paul.

The Nodos put on an apron. The cake was done. It was a very big cake. It was baked in a relativistic jet emitted from a black-hole the Nodos had made, this quantum cake.

You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!