Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit Chuli's Chip shop in Sheffield. Mr. Chuli please describe your creation the McDöner ." "It is burger wrapped in döner deep fried in

I think it's the most natural thing in the world to make fun of stuff because things are really stupid. And so if you happen to be a writer and you think a lot of things are stupid

A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja

The anwer hung, unseen, within the grasp of my hand. If only I had grasped it. That's done now. We remained in the dark to the answer I had in another life. Recognizing that we'd b

Pa pointed to the still. "Son, I want you to use your eyes to heat up that still, then fly these barrels to the county line." This was how Pa would get Clark into Moonshining

This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.

Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

All I can hear is Margaret Thatcher's voice.

Damn!

I'm one of those guys that write your name on a piece of rice. Not very interesting I know, but the CIA did need my services once.

If I don't harry up, I will be late.

The green fedora hat was well preserved and made the red wolf look dapper, according to the news reports.

I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than

"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.

Soccer is a beautiful game. There is the thrill of the play as it lasts for 90 minutes. They push onward in search of that vital goal which will bring their team to victory.

I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

"Do you love me like, oh, the mighty ocean crashing on the shore or something?" "Yah, I guess so." The romance was finished! Scott Tuba knew in his bones it was a bestseller-to-be

I was driving through a stretch of desert west of Flagstaff when I heard Dr. Margulis on a radio talkshow discussing the Gaia Hypothesis. "We're entering menopause. Expect hotflash

I sat here, staring at the screen, wonder...why?...Why are there so many website links being posted?

My dear Matilda, I write this romantic suicide note with the most melancholic of intentions. I gingerly clutch this quill when I could use my Ipad. But my love is too wide and