Against my better judgement I decided I would try to be civil. When I offered him a drink he sneered at my offered cup of pickle juice. He acted like I had insulted him & his mater

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

The peach fingered man was a kleptomaniac. Soft, fragrant and plump, he could pick a fly's pocket without the fly knowing. The only problem was

My estranged brother showed up at my doorstep with a small urn he claimed was our father and an ill-thought out plan to bury him 'at sea'. "Have you forgotten" I asked, "Why we

Time's were definitely tough for Danny, the job market screwed him on this one, all he wanted was to work at a cool, relaxing firm at the Lycon and Son's buisness building, but he

"Boop"-"Hey!"-"Boop"-"Quit it!"She waits a moment."Boop",she chirps as she pokes his nose again,then breaks out in laughter.He rolls her over,smiling,kissing her on the nose.

Bored at a state banquet, George grabbed the rock lobster bedded in shrimp arranged to look like a hammer & sickle and yelled "Food Fight!" lobbing it at Hu. Jintao's bushwacking

Sometimes I hear things. I don't think that's normal.

Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker

Drunk. Scottish. Bitter.

I like the smell of burnt toast in the morning.

Boy Curious George Michael

I entered the stall and was startled when the toilet raised it's own lid, lit the bowel in an eerie neon light and said "

It was a dark and stormy night

"Gentlemen, and lady, I have assembled you to join my FoldingStory strike team." said Det.Manatee to the group. Dr.Moodle, Souperwoman, Jakob and the torso stared at Det.Manatee.

Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

Micheal Feroni stared in awe at the mirror. His face-- ...His eyes were bloodshot and sucken back. His eyelids wide open and his long toothy grin flexed back at him. Micheal grabbe

"No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any questions? The law states that if you ask questions, you will be imprisoned. Also, failure to ask questions shows lack of participation!

"Supreme Being" read the black T-shirt stretched over his belly. He wore thick-rimmed black glasses and gesticulated wildly with a piece of overcooked steak on the end of his fork

I dressed to the nines watching my Ps & Qs when the board lit up from my six. I did a smooth 180 put the eyeballs on the target, a sweet sweet 36-24-36 (Classical numbers), coke bo