Ted said, "Goodnight." Closed the door. Went to his closet and opened it. Red eyes gleamed in the dark. He shoved the coats aside. The vampire was bolted to the wall and hissed

It was a dark and stormy night

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She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

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Michelle toked on the joint like she was in college. They sat in the Lincoln Bedroom, high, shoving cookies in each other's mouths--having fun. Michelle started crying

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the highway on a desert road? I have a few times. There's usually a diner around where I can call for help. I could see it in the distance.