The television played the national anthem. It was pitch black and flickers and he'd nodded again. He hadn't heard a channel go off air since he got cable, but ghost are sentimental

If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind

one day, as I looked outside my window, I saw a UFO. I was so scared I

Philip the fanatic decided to take a stroll down Hilltop Blvd. He was looking for a good, steep hill to preform the ultimate bike stunt. After 15 min of searching, he found a great

And there she was she ruined 6 years of my life and now she asks for this?

In my time I have been known by many names. Son, brother, sweetheart and Pop. To most folk though, I am Derek. Despite this

Chloe got in the car and sighed. She hated when anyone else used her car, but I brought her some coffee which is Seattle-ese for “I love you”. Chloe had the worst driving record

Fanning the flames, Doktor Evil-Schtein called out to his minions, "More heat! Vee must bving zee object to a temperature of One vousand point-two degvees!" Smiling to themselves,

James peered down the hill and shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn't remember what she looked like but remembered that she looked pale and ghostly. Was she a ghost or a figment o

I found out that if I just added random jargon and cutting profanity, it didn't matter what anyone thought, I would rise to the top. "Quantity, over quality" I always say.

How could she accuse him of being a mindless materialist? He had an iPad. How was that mindless? Clearly he was self-aware, he had Apple products which meant that

"If you torture me, you're no better than me!" he said, pleading with his eyes and panicking at his reversal of fortune. The cattle prod was in my hand now. "I'm not trying to be"

He mesmerized her with his eyes. Her mouth slackened. His yellowish nails grew from his gnarled cuticles. He pulled at the air and she lifted up, the power dragged her to him where

Dear Abby, I am writing to ask about my husband's fetish. He likes to have me put on heels and a chimp mask, and call him Cornelius. What does it mean? Sincerely, LessThanZira

3 big green elephants were stampeding towards me. I ran as fast as I could but

'What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?' he asked. 'A rumor' she said with a smirk. Nathan didn't find it funny though. In fact he was annoyed at the remark.

James took a bite of his freshly-unwrapped fast food cheeseburger and began to chew it, but nearly choked when a woman's face suddenly smooshed against the window in front of him.

i was doing backflip down the sidewalk when

I left the library late one night around 3 a.m. I think it was. I've always watched my surroundings but this time I had a weird feeling. No one in sight not even cars passing. Then

"What have I told you?!" he yelled out, slapping the young girls face. The girl cired out as she fell to the floor, "I'm sorry!" she cried, scared of him even more. He looked ready