The grenade settled into place only feet away from him. That it had landed in the mud granted a rare opportunity for it to be returned to its owner. I crouched, calculating the

I fed the elephant some acid, and it slept with one of the fish in the pool last night. The fish told me it has the fucking elephant's baby. I looked at it's belly

"Well this is the big kiss off," he thought. I spent thousands on these ungrateful turds and they turned on me like jackals. They waited until I had cancer, and now they're here to

Reluctantly he started up the hill again, feeling each step creak through his joints sending pain and a frustratingly loud grinding noise to alert those around him to his impending

It's time for visions of sugar plums to be dancing in my head. Although, I'm not sure I like

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away. There was a cat and a dog and another cat. They lived together quite happily most of the time except at feeding time.

This world's remaining strange mysteries exist among the nooks and crannies of civilization.

If ever there was a time to use his cell phone, this was it. But he had left his charger at home and the phone was dead. He squinted down the road and could just make out

Prunella's father had warned her about the GIs she'd meet while working at the Canteen: "Overpaid, oversexed, and over here." But with bombs falling on London, caution seemed

After a long silence, the cat jumps up to the sofa sitting between the man and the woman. Sleepless in Seattle is showing in the telly. Man mutes the telly,

Truth be told, he had not expected to have been accepted into the experiment. The line outside the door had been long. Somehow, he had gotten himself noticed, perhaps by

So your mother is so old she Dj-ed at the Boston Tea Party

He stared at her as she wept and shook his head in disagreement. “I’ve told you numerous times that we cannot be together. I don’t understand why you must drag this out.”

Once upon a time there were magical hippos from the grand land of Germany. Every day they would hail Mexico and rule all of the minorities from the mother land then they would

"I don't care what you say, I'll never like you like I used to," she yelled, slamming the door. I stood there, wondering about the words and whether or not

Ewan dodged into the cardboard box. His keen mouse ears trickled blood and his the darkness encroached. He sheathed his sword and kissed Monica for the final time. The gun dug into

It was a clear, dark night and Plantman had just returned from his daily crime watch. He removed his nitrogen-fixing

It is always difficult to go back to work after a long holiday weekend. Yolanda prized her time away more than most other medical techs in her clinic. This year, Yolanda saved

One day in the magical forest of Narnia, I was flying through the forest on the back of a purple elephant while playing checkers with a blue orangutan, while running from the green

I found the thing.... It was disgusting, horrid, smelly, and overall.... Desirer able. I couldn't help but rush in upon it and touch the Black-Shafted