It was long past time. One night, Adrian, Gareth and their flatmates turned off the telly and the internet, and joined the magickal battle for Britain. King Alfred's shade raised

"Self-examination is the mother of escapism." Jean-Paul took a long drag from his clove cigarillo and looked severely at Camille. In turn, she removed her heart-lensed sunglasses

The rusty tin flag hanging outside the mairie creaked in the sirocco wind. Dust from the Sahara got in her eyes as she walked down the track to see the mayor. He was the richest fa

With the razor wire, moats, guard dogs, and search lights, I would finally rule the Separatist Kingdom of my home. Now for the postage stamps...

I wondered as lonely as a cloud

Now that I had exhausted all 7.046692766 e+148 possibilities of keystroke combinations I had to get creative. I decided to give a monkey a rubber mallet, and this is what it wrote:

So, we started telling urban myths, & wow! this was a good 1. There once was this guy that sent his friend to the ER bc he was rough, like really rough & um, too big too. Huh?

"Teach me the ways of arcane magic," I begged her. The old lady ran off, chanting, "Chil', this is a smoking jacket, not a blesséd garment. If you wanna bug a real sorcerer, go to

For dinner tonight, I'll start with a single pea. It will be buttered and slipped into the center of a scallop, which will then replace the yolk in a hard-boiled egg. The egg will

Detective Manatee has finally returned. Away on sabbatical for a few months, he'd spent some nice time at a "spa" in Arizona, getting rid of a few demons. But duty called & he

I was eating breakfast when my roommate came up. He was holding a wild hedgehog in a most menacing and intimidating manner. "Did you eat my last ding dong." he growled.

Jaden was not your typical eight year old boy. He had a hidden secret, he is going to very important to not only his town but also his country, he just didn't know it yet.

Aren't you going to ask me about the Ghurtvin invasion?

Kara and her mother went to disneyland today. The first princess she saw was...

It's a true tale worth retelling. That of Ichabod and Susanna. Let their demise not be wasted, for their mistakes should not be your own. Recall their meeting upon the wharf at

Tiffany's nails were getting quite badly scuffed, still she had no option but to try and make herself as small as possible and just hold on, not for the first time that day did she

It was Fustbusters best idea yet . He'd had countless great ideas he couldn't remember. His subcranial prospector would change that. He inserted the jerryrigged electric toothbrush

Dad flopped down into his old brown recliner, the musty scent of trapped gas filling the air. He sighed as a far-away look came to his eyes. Then I heard it. "Daa-aaaad!" I held my

I really didn't think anything of it at first. It looked like any other bathroom stall you'd find at any rest stop in America. I didn't even notice the graffiti message scrawled

I'm testing the site for a workshop for teachers in May.