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There were five of them in the room, but only two still lived. Karen stood, narrowed eyes never leaving Geoff. "Which one of us did this?" he asked, voice thick. She didn't know.

"Alert! Beyonce has broken her silence on the 'elevator incident'." Alert! Beyonce has broken her silence on the 'elevator incident'. Alert!.."

"harper lets move to the building", bullets flew to us but nothing happen we were only focused on saving our president Ronaldo from terrorist.

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The assassin eyed the crowd, looking for her first target. He was a notorious man, wanted by the Organization for

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Once upon a time there was a beautiful young princess who dreamed to escape the confines of her kingdom. She felt so much pressure to be perfect, so much that

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