"A dog is a man's best friend!" I protested. But the giant man-eating dog of hell was undetterred. It barred his teeth and

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There was a distinct tingle in the air. He stepped out of the shadows, knowing that he'd be giving away his position, but he was done with the cat and mouse game. He stooped and

He knew he shouldn't have gone there. He knew it was against the rules. But he couldn't help it. Not one bit. He had to see. He had to know. It wasn't as if he couldn't back out at

It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.

The pirate ship came sailing towards them, tall and menacing. It didn’t need to turn broadside for them all to know that it’s guns were out and primed; and that there were a lot

The tree hummed and I listened to the soft melodic notes falling from the brown crusted branches. Each leaf made a note as it hit the ground and I wanted to show everyone.

List of future inventions: 1. A strap-on flashlight. 2. Toilet seat recliner. 3. Fruit with genetically engineered barcodes. 4. Spam-baby. 5. Goldfish hamster ball.

No-one can understand my situation. No-one can help. No-one can break through the walls of darkness. Right, now that's out of the way, down to business. There has been a breach in

I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling out of my anus into the bowl, I say a child run up to me. "gotacha" he screamed chasing me but he didn't want me he wanted my pooped,

It was a wondrous day. The sun was shining, the birds were cawing , there was a gull picking at crab legs washed up on the shore.

wanna hear a story? A storie like you've never heard before, a story so unbelievable you probably won't believe it, come listen to my story. it all began 18 years ago in a place ca

I couldn't help but to feel stupid. I had been reading the username as "Slim White Man" for over five years. I nearly broke by keyboard on my head as I slammed it onto the desk.

He held the knife tightly in his head. He could make use for this, if his heart desired.

When you get shot, you don't immediately think that she won't love you because your joints won't work the same anymore. That comes to you later, when it's quiet during recovery.

Elijah flicked the stub of his last cigarette into the embers and tipped his hat to rest his head on his saddlebag. The Milky Way glowed dimly behind his horse tied to a Saguaro.

It was just another day for Deputy Sheriff Dick Blunt. He sat in his squad car on the side of the road, an empty box of donuts in the passenger seat. He'd been hearing reports of

The experience was both cute and terrifying at the same time.

Frustrated that I cannot remember a simple word, I type 'that party thing stuffed with candy' into the search engine and facepalm when I see the results. A pinata! Of course! How c

"Time chases after us all." These words permeated the air around me like a foul stench as I ran. I could hear the never-ending tick-tock of the unseen clock. Not gonna make it