The green fedora hat was well preserved and made the red wolf look dapper, according to the news reports.

Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And

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The impact of the bicycle as it collided with the policeman was audible. The rider had

Hiding behind a display case, Bob snuck a Listerine bottle into his jacket and walked out of the CVS. It was party time.

Irving's face felt flushed. Shame. Spread like a fiery rash all across his face. Of course, he could not verbally acknowledge this. No, he must continue on as if nothing happened.

This fold contains something steamy & sensual. As you read it your face starts to get hot & turn red from all the R-rated material. How could you think of folding this!

To honor hard working Canadians, we will drop the gas price to what it was 20 years ago and force them to eat their underwear when the realize we increased the price of food to obs

In 2346, Mr.T formed the 56th A-Team, composed by himself, John Wayne, Gary Cooper and Robert de Niro.

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"Reading is a disease, and writing just perpetuates it," ruminated Anton Meuble in his dim and disordered attic apartment as he languished in despair. The solitary grimy window

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Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

Anthony wondered why the nice lady at the desk had given him the directions to this room. Everyone here was giggling maniacally or staring at nothing. Sure, he did that too, but

Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"

Kayla stared up at the sky, laying on the roof of her farmhouse. Hundreds of thoughts swarmed her head, such as "Why is that one star huge and green?"

"You talking to me?" The thug angrily asked, as he eyed me down. "Yeah, what are you gonna do about?" I replied

"Eli, take cover!",as soon as Jun warned him Eli ducked from the water bomb which was thrown by Lode. "You could have hurt me with that!"shouted Eli.

It was everywhere. "It was in my raccoon wounds." Almost 24 hours later I was still blowing black acrylic ink out of my nose. The scene had been movie quality--epic really...

As wind howled and the rain beat down outside the window, I began to plan the evil deed.