He was born of lowly station, the runt of one of the local chieftains many comcubines. Spurned & exiled he survived in the forlorn steppes. Ghengis was tough, ambitious.& ruthless

She stared at the blank page in front of her. Blank and empty. Just like her mind. "I need 10 pages by tomorrow!" she thought. Desperate, she picked up

"Haha! Managed to complete the prickly circle of life again."

The teacher rocketed into the room. She was screaming and saliva squirted out of her mouth and hit me on the face. It was disgusting. I don't care who she thinks she is - that was

He was a Zen fanatic and did three lines of Matcha before each judo match. He wasn't sure if that counted as doping

Младен је излетио из куће бесан. Са собом је пнео само најнужније решен да се више никада неће вратити.

Becky and Biff were so clueless that they thought the 10 days of protest were at the Chi Rho house. Presumably about the drinking crackdown there at SMU. They decided to join the

Snick snack patty whack. Jiggidy jack.

First day on the job and of course Jillian would catch the mother of all cases. Two dead, three injured, and not a suspect to be found. "What the hell happened?" Lt. Hiko asked.

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Several 
philosophers, biologists, 
physicists and psychologists (who made up The Committee for Skeptical Inquiry) got together to discuss UFOS, Big Foot, and evolution.

Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding, & begin construction of a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources on a space-superiority

Sal initially wanted to open an "Ancient Roman" themed restaurant, but when the backers got whiff of his plans for "Dormice Poppers" and learned that everything would be covered in

Socked in again, she thought as she looked over the lagoon.. "The weather man is on crack," and knows nothing about Alaska

10,000 years have I sat on this stone overlooking the immutable ocean. 100 centuries of solitude and contemplation. And what have I profited, this isolation and futility? What was

The first flurry of the year floated over the field when I left the stable. Somewhere in the dancing swarm of crystals above was one whose pattern would unlock the snow angels

Max AUB. Gener sense nom. Barcelona: Alba, 1994, pàg. 109-110

“I have sorer tusks,” bellowed the mastodon, making his excuse known. "Please don't tell the herd you beat me in a deer-rules charging match." The boar replied, "Fat chance! This m

Well the dashboard melted, but we still have the radio, so we decided to go on an adventure.

Annual surveys to determine presence/absence and quantify reproductive success of southern reticulated warthogs will commence tomorrow morning at 0600. I expect that you will