Sundays are good days. Sundays are days that you have to hang out with your family. You can go to church, eat together, play games and visit. On my Sundays, I like to get into my

She had awful children. The screamed. They cried. She wore a mask of numbness in public, with mirrored sunglasses. She couldn't show the world that she too hated her kids.

Sharon was peckish, and Tara was sheepish... Between the two of them, it was turning into a real zoo of unchecked primitive impulses. Both were sisters, which might have explained

A frame is only as strong as its glass. Fribalt thought about this as she polished the painting, pressing just a little too hard. She caught her own reflection as it

Dmitri worked his way up from petty trollage to head of an internet crime syndicate with spoofing, skimming, & phishing. Little did the syndicate know "Fat cat" really was a cat

Leaning over the new hole in the floor, our hero peered suspiciously into the murky depths below the apartment complex. "This must be the work of my arch-nemesis, THE INTERRO-GATOR

The man wore a wide brimmed hat, mask, stripped suite, cape & white gloves. The McDonald's employees thought it was a joke, but when he pulled a gun out of a bag & said "Robble,

Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό ήταν ένα παιδάκι που είχε φτιάξει έναν χιονάνθρωπο και το παιδάκι μόλις πήγε για ύπνο κοίταξε από το παράθυρο και ο χιονάνθρωπος ήταν ζωντανός και τότε το

My lesbian mums...

Socks the cat ghost stll haunted the Clintons.

As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.

The beauty of it all was the fact that I didn't even have to lift a finger. It was a Sunday like any other. As if part of my routine, I flaunted my ass in front of the Christians

The whole world had had enough, but only one badass mofo had the guts, the need, and the know-how to pull it off. Bunnicula was going to finally snuff that skank Edward Cullen.

Every Thursday morning, Mrs Frobisher had an appointment at 10.30. She tried to be punctual. Mrs Frobisher detested people who did not pay proper attention to time. So rude.

It wasn't clear yet if the beginning of the story really started like that. Every day before the first meeting, he used to forget everything about her just for discovering

I heard a panoply of rattling and hissing coming from my boots. Woody suggested that a snake was the culprit, so when I flipped over my insulated pacs I was surprised to find

Soft little Muff Muffin had been quiet too long. The day was grey and sad. How had Mitchy let poor little Muff Muffy get near that

Fresh out of the shower, I admired my girth in the foggy mirror. Middle age had made me fat with rolls of flesh and the kind of rippled cellulite flesh I used to make fun of when I

The sightseers couldn't miss the famous rock, just yards off shore. Cover in white all along it's back that rose 100 ft. Seagulls called it home. Crevices and seagrass surrounded

I remember exactly where I was the day the moon exploded.