The day the whale fell on top of the bus I was riding to the doctor's office is one that will live in infamy. I am lucky to be alive to tell you the true story in a folding story!

Dave Bowman stared at the rotary dial phone that had appeared on his table. The blue tofu was okay, but after the trip he'd been through, he was thinking some spicy Mexican cuisine

Sometime while I waited, Iris sat back and pulled out a cigarette. I burned the last of the battery using the cigarette lighter in the dash and sat there while she smoked. After

She benefited from falling in love more than most. When Kristin was in love, her clone would instinctively follow her man, protecting him from adultery using sadistic torture and

Ding dong! At the door stood Francois Hollande with a bag of croissants waggling his eyebrows. I clutched at the door frame, my world imploding as my nether regions exploded with

"One man's trash..." was the slogan of Landfill Days, my town's response to waste accumulation. Everyone came for BYOB Tuesday and stayed for the games, like Find the Needle in The

In a past life I must have been a really bad boy because in this life I'm a really good boy but only really bad things happen to me. Either that or I'm just

She came in through the out door. She was wearing a rasberry berret. Wally, the new assistant manager at Walmart's rushed over to

There was only 1 minute left in the soccer game. The scores were tied, and i had to score the goal, and

“Doesn’t help”, she said making a face. “Sorry”, I replied self consciously. “No…I mean, it doesn’t help because you smell like dog shit. No amount of gum or mints is going to

The Dragon High Council meets once a year for one day. During this time, philosophical differences are put aside in favor of governing and protecting the whole of Dragon kind.

He was known variously as a deep thinker, a risk taker, a loser. The kinda guy to pass out on a sea cliff with an empty nitrous balloon in one hand & his underwear in the other.

The Easter Bunny placed the basked on the door knob of Kimmy's room and walked into the hall. Mom's bedroom door was open. And Easter saw her, his old prom date with her

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I was the first person to know my brother was gay. He choose my 17th birthday to tell me. He didn't buy me a present, but this news was the best present I could ever receive.

Biden, alerted by an aide, logged into the site. His trademark smile fell away as he reached for the phone. "It's me. Find the bastards. Extreme prejudice." He chuckled as he

I really should go to bed. I haven't slept for three days. My muse has had my brain squished between her hands. But now the spark has gone, and my mind has gone fuzzy like peachfur

I'm in a roll.Up until now I've writen fifty of the eighty invitations to the stupid bachelor party my stupid friend made me throw for him."By hand!" he insisted when I mentioned e

It was the day the lights switched off, no more electricity, no more cars, no more internet. For good. Some say it was the beginning of a new age. Others say it was just a really

I dreamed again of my former life as a groupie for the Fixx. Ah, the hair, the clothing, the music - so bad! So God-awful bad!