It was Christmas Eve. She was lying in bed next to him, excitedly talking about hot cocoa and gingerbread. He listened...and then burst into tears. "What's wrong?" she asked. He

"Is this really part of Ayurveda massage?" Tiffany asked as her masseur sucked the silver toe rings off her foot. Bagavad wagged his head noncommittally and

The letter in the envelope stated "You are a pawn in an internet writers site. Everything you do will be decided by people you do not know" He faced the screen and waited. Then he

Damn! I just can't find the time, the energy, the money, the women, the resources or indeed the hot wasabi paste to

So - this tuesday, about two years ago, was just a day that ran late. My coffee was ex-

I hate it when I didn't realize the story I added something awesome to was about something perverse and I didn't even know it!

James peered down the hill and shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn't remember what she looked like but remembered that she looked pale and ghostly. Was she a ghost or a figment o

Her clothes were soaked through and her skin was caked in blood. She had no idea how long she was in this pit, but she knew that she wouldn't last much longer with the conditions

He trained the blood with my name. Every Briterise he sang my name to it. The blood was learning me; only me. No other blood knew anybody. They only carried them; they were a conv

None of them really knew what they were doing.

The search of the prince's room yielded grim clues to his disappearance; a cracked jewel encrusted cod piece, an empty coin purse and a small puddle of indigo colored blood.

This one time, in band camp

"What *are* marriage vows even? Rules? Guidelines? More like suggestion box pipe dreams at best." Man, Craig sure knew how to talk me into justifying the dead hooker in my trunk.

The wolf called in his weekly pizza order, only this time he wanted spinach, mushroom and onion - with easy garlic. "Don't forget to put dried peppers in the bag! My son was

"Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

I always want to know where i stand with people, but am too shy to find out. So instead i

What malady is this? What encramuria, what galabromancia, what fettuxionic meurblograkh?

I lounge in my bedroom, my cat meows to be let in. Five minutes later, she wants back out to use the litter box, and I must use the bathroom. I get a drink of water, so does she.

Smith looked at Gary and winked the kind of wink that wonks give monks and hacks give hackers. "you ever seen a crime kid?" he growled. "Not since interpol raided my moms place and

She was 12 years old but in charge of Microsoft. Brilliant, evil, sophisticated, she'd taken her Dell laptop and turned it into the world's most powerful little engine. She