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35
The mother cannibal said to the child, "Finish you food. Do you know there are starving children in Africa?" The cannibal child said, "Mmmm, I love Ethiopian food."
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2021-02-24 19:49:56
Took
6 years, 124 days, 3 hours, 54 minutes, 17 seconds
44
Every day and night dream that we'll be together again. I feel all I need in this life is you but at this point it seem illogical because you don't even seem to care about me.
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2021-02-12 21:15:24
Took
6 years, 124 days, 1 hour, 3 minutes, 4 seconds
41
An eye for an eye...
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2019-10-09 16:55:30
Took
6 years, 122 days, 22 hours, 10 minutes, 58 seconds
33
Why this car is a carbon monoxide emitter, why it's a gas guzzling! We'll get a supersized fuel tank & pump full of pure lead. Burnin up the gallons full throttle till the planets
Finished
2019-06-29 11:57:29
Took
6 years, 120 days, 8 hours, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
27
Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And
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2021-03-18 18:00:20
Took
6 years, 120 days, 53 minutes, 26 seconds
48
Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when
Finished
2021-03-17 18:34:30
Took
6 years, 119 days, 2 hours, 31 minutes, 53 seconds
15
Donkey 43
Finished
2019-06-22 04:38:53
Took
6 years, 117 days, 12 hours, 40 minutes, 12 seconds
16
A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan in a no go tow zone. He had a good excuse. He needed to clear his name so everyone would think better of him. When asked he said "
Finished
2019-06-30 04:08:21
Took
6 years, 115 days, 8 hours, 21 minutes, 50 seconds
41
"Biscuits! Crumpets! Scones! Get 'em while their hot!" cried the Muffin Man on Drury Lane. A group of American tourists, charmed by the plump little street vendor, gathered around.
Finished
2019-07-07 03:34:08
Took
6 years, 114 days, 14 hours, 57 minutes, 1 second
37
Study finds that multi-tasking is associated with fewer brain cells. "Well, well, well." said Prof. Abalone. "What a BIG surprise." He started to laugh and unhinged his bivalve
Finished
2021-01-28 23:18:06
Took
6 years, 113 days, 9 hours, 40 minutes, 14 seconds
30
I'm new to this site and would like someone to give me some info x: So no, this is not an actual story start. Thing. Help x:
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2021-02-02 11:38:41
Took
6 years, 113 days, 5 hours, 28 minutes, 52 seconds
16
Aunt Peachie smiled showing a polished set up dentures. "Come sit on Aunty's lap & let me give you a hug." I had no choice. As I clambered up I caught a whisp of her almond breath
Finished
2021-02-01 15:42:24
Took
6 years, 112 days, 22 hours, 30 minutes, 31 seconds
57
When it came to the women's ski jumping world championships nobody expected Mobitu from the Democratic Republic of Congo to even qualify. Mobitu had an indoor ski jump at her home
Finished
2019-06-12 23:48:35
Took
6 years, 111 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, 18 seconds
32
"Shoot," Tin Tin thought. Ages passed by before he thought, "I shouldn't have taken that last toke. I think I'm too high." The beastly blunt made it's way back to him, "Uh...
Finished
2019-08-14 02:33:58
Took
6 years, 102 days, 11 hours, 4 minutes, 21 seconds
18
Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the Seven Seas - rose from the depths with the broken and bloody corpse of Eric Merman in his arms. "Look me in the eye, Batman, and tell me
Finished
2021-06-02 18:17:54
Took
6 years, 101 days, 23 hours, 57 minutes, 2 seconds
30
The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because
Finished
2020-02-19 13:11:28
Took
6 years, 101 days, 18 hours, 30 minutes, 10 seconds
18
Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit Chuli's Chip shop in Sheffield. Mr. Chuli please describe your creation the McDöner ." "It is burger wrapped in döner deep fried in
Finished
2021-10-08 19:38:43
Took
6 years, 99 days, 23 hours, 50 minutes, 36 seconds
35
I think it's the most natural thing in the world to make fun of stuff because things are really stupid. And so if you happen to be a writer and you think a lot of things are stupid
Finished
2019-06-02 23:19:26
Took
6 years, 99 days, 19 hours, 52 minutes, 26 seconds
33
A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja
Finished
2019-06-18 21:26:49
Took
6 years, 98 days, 2 hours, 19 minutes, 51 seconds
20
The anwer hung, unseen, within the grasp of my hand. If only I had grasped it. That's done now. We remained in the dark to the answer I had in another life. Recognizing that we'd b
Finished
2024-04-10 17:55:07
Took
6 years, 96 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 51 seconds
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