Jack contemplated his potential roommates. Why did Janet and Chrissy, two adult women, share a bedroom?

I built my coffin with planks of debt-ridden credit cards and nailed it shut with packed cigarettes.

While she stared down at him she was thinking about how cute he was. Then he opened his eyes and said

His wife was a slob. It had taken him years to admit this to himself. He had taught her his system. The alphabetized mail slots. The organized fridge to size and expiration. But

He was a monster,he agreed.He saw himself as one since the day he killed that girl and waited,holding her cold naked body till dark,when he buried her on the campus garden.But no

My sister told me it was huge in England; that I'd never seen a silly hat like that meant I knew nothing. I told her

"Who the hell doesn't like the movie Bootie Call?" he screamed into the store PA system. He was steaming happy and wanted answers later. He shrieked at

Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a

I sat down at the drum set. It had been a long time. Upstairs, I could hear the family whispering about something or another. I had enough. I took the drum sticks and began

“You have a reputation as the kind of guy who’s not to be fucked with. Ice-cold under pressure”, Ben started, not getting to the point. “I didn’t come out here to be flattered”

I once bought a Wendy's Kids Meal. The toy that came with it was a mini plastic model of a McDonald's Happy Meal. The toy that came with the mini McDonald's Happy Meal was

She never gave me specifics and I didn’t ask but she’d left town the same night I did and didn’t cross my path until she wanted to seven years ago. I slid out of the way without

She totally flaked. Utterly flaked out & met Chris instead of Dean. Trina flicked her cigarette into the ocean & made her choice. Dean stood at the alter, waiting to knife the goat

Saint Elmo never heard music this good. As the fog descended on the harbor, the lighthouse swirled from the east jetty and caught a glimpse of the dark figures by the moorings of

Gloria breathed heavily as she sat and waited for me to notice. As dogs went, she had them all beat so I made the best effort to take her out before she started to leak. Damn dog

He said he got his computer for school. But

The shy water sparkled, dancing with joy in the forsaken sunlight. Underneath the old oak tree she felt content sitting in silence, letting her eyes wander from water to sky. It

Cameron came running into the kitchen and pulled a big knife from the counter.She locked herself inside the bedroom but still didn't feel safe.She shut the windows and hide in the

Simply Irresistible. It is a rediculous song but I was listening to it hoping that somehow it might rub off on me and let me get into her pants because

I saw three people, each bound and tied to a pole. A tall, obese man with short hair, an average height man in a leather coat, and a voluptuous woman. I pulled the trigger and