She tore his life apart. He just got back from bowling to find shreds of it on the lawn. That is what he remembers whenever he is lucid long enough to have a thought of his own.

How do you solve a problem like Maria? You flay her because when a girl goes roaming with a rusted soul the corruption will only spread right up until the world whimpers out like a

The Sloth had come. My debt to him was overdue by two years. Two years I had run from him. Two years he hunted me. Now, I cower in the shower, and his mob stands beside my urinal.

his violent coughing fit was interrupted by something thick & wet being expelled into the rag he held over his mouth.

It was a gay joy. Just divine and absolutely fabulous. We held hand in hand gazing at the round rainbow's curve, so tremendously endowed, it was.

It was a cold winter night where the air was so crisp that it turned one's skin to ice. In the woods, there lived a witch who was brewing up a new potion called

Isn't it great how we have all these new people playing with us on FoldingStory? I'm just a'clappin' my hands & singing hallelujah! But I wonder if they'll stay when they find out

In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed poetic about genitalia to crashing violins. The creator bobbed her head, then shook it and said "No. This just isn't hitting. What's

"IS THE skin between your fingers SAGGING? Do people MURMER about your INNIE-CREASES? We at SKINNY-Ds Plastic Emporium have a one-stop surgical solution.

Due to Newton's Law of Gravity, from where you are sitting, the weight of the world is not on your shoulders but on your butt.

Cage Wests' college track days are paying off as he gains on the the diamond thief he has tracked over three continents and two years.

I sighed. There, in the coffee room, was a lone quarter of a cake doughnut from this morning. Dare I eat it? But only a piggy would finish the box. I split it in half again.

This chocolate cake is so good, I couldn't just eat it. I had to experience it. First, I analyzed its appearance. Brown, of course, but not a mere brown. No, this cake was a rich

O fiendish hound! O damnable mutt of hellish demeanour! O appalling wolffish beastie! O dog of doom! Slavering cur!

Knowing how my dog would take a sniff at something & lose interest soon thereafter I was initially skeptical when Skeeter began practicing Yoga. The Downward Dog pose was easy, but

Someone told me. It's all happening at the zoo. some young chimp ate his poo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true. Mmmmm mmmmh woooahh mmmh..

The old man in the bush hollered, "Don't forget the duct tape!" God, I...I mean I really, he's so disgusting, he's unshaven, lice and filth all over him, God I love him. This was

I'm a Caucasian gangster with an MBA, a Honda Civic, a bad attitude and a worse haircut. I bump loud gangsta rap and roll up my windows when I see black people. If you want to step

Oh God, not another job application! Here goes: First name: Wizard, last Name: Oz, Occupation:Pork Wizard. At Will Spells: Coat with Shake 'n' Bake, Baconator, Tofu to Bacon.

The pen snapped in my hand and the ink spilled everywhere. "What have you done?" cried the teacher, as the room began to fill with the black ink. There was only one thing for it: