Weekend at last! Jamie had chopped his last onion and dressed his last salad. He sneaked a can of fizzy out of his jacket pocket and reached under the sofa for his secret supply of

By nightfall, I’d formulated a plan. If I followed a trail through the woods, I could get back home in fifteen minutes. I walked slowly and deliberately trying to make as little

A crocodile and a hippo walk into a bar. The croc says "I'll have a rum and coke, and make it snappy!" The hippo hates that stupid joke. Without thinking, he

The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.

I very much remember you from the 1980s.

Having just been released from Guantanamo without charges, Usama was just trying to start over by driving a cab in New York City. Who would have thought that his first customer was

The meeting was held in the office of the Magistrate. Six men recalling their most recent golf game

In the beginning there was a void and someone shouted out, "Let there be Spam!" So there was and it was good. At least it was when the meat jelly was scraped off. Joe put down his

I hardly ever wore the dark blue Dockers that hung in my closet neglected until Easter Sunday or the three hours my father reserved for sobriety during my birthday dinner.

The fact that it was a girl making some of those sounds was what got me out of the car and around the side of the station.

I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes slowly start to water. But I couldn't stop watching now, this is my daughters first one there is no way i'm gonna miss it.

To the save the last of the Yetis found deep in the Himalayas, Goodall teamed up with the acclaimed neurologist Dr. Frankenpepper who planned to graft extra sex organs donated by

It was like any other monotonous day he was living, walking down the same old road he always had, when it happened. He looked up to the sky, saw a glimmer of light, then darkness.

We floated through the clouds in the balloon. The Fuschia Fields were as beautiful as the guidebook said. The octopus was prattling on about the dry wind. I yelled over the wind,

She took out the melons. She lifted them to her mouth and nose. They were so ripe they were almost exploding with juice. She rubbed the melons hard to make sure that

Little did I know, I truly was "looking like a fool with my pants on the ground."

She missed her sister a lot...Almost every day in fact...but she'd resolved that today would be different. Today she had scope and a much closer shot. Plus her sister was wearing

They stepped off the train only to stand in wonder. It had been a long time in the making to get to where they were today. Little fingers enclosed his large ones and

"How many scarabs are in this mummy?" Candide Argos, PhD pulled another one out with a pair of jeweler's tweezers. He counted twenty-five so far. He called his graduate student to

Sixty-six. That was approximately how many ninja waitresses were on top of the building two blocks away. I knew they were hunting for me, and I knew I had to stop them. But how?