I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes

I sat staring at the TV,I could feel my eyes slowly start to water. But I couldn't stop watching now, this is my daughters first one there is no way i'm gonna miss it.

Her face is full of fear, but her eyes are determined. She stands in front of it. She nods. They lift her legs and bring the tap to her mouth. I toast the TV with my beer, she is

going to go through with it after all. Not many people would be willing to wear a see through bikini on live tV. What happened as the tap went in was extraordinary

A foamy mess sprayed everywhere. She giggled and danced. The men whistled in delight as she blew the frothy head in their direction. Then she suddenly realized what she had

done as the the froth-covered, strangely tall men began cavorting around helplessly in the foam, and began dancing their way, legs kicking, arms flying, clearly capable of

drowning in the most festive of ways. Their high pitched shrieks alerted the Baywatch wannabes who sprang into action, pulling the frothy, effeminate kick line from the waves.

I was trying to keep from blacking out, as the sight of the waves crashing against those Baywatch-esque babes' boobs was something truly enjoyable. I was unsuccessful and the last

thing I saw was a pair of picturesque knockers bouncing on the shore. When I awoke, however, the view was a LOT less pleasant. Standing in front of me was

none other than B'chuggeroth, lord of visceral darkness in the plane of mortals. I trembled in fear -- I knew not what else to do. I was afraid that shitting my pants would be rude

So I made him shit his pants. When he bent over to pull them up, he disappeared in a column of smoke, leaving only