It was a long way up, but Brad knew he'd get there eventually. "Just keep looking ahead," he said to himself as he carefully adjusted his

I can't believe she had really done it. In the middle of a busy highway, in the middle of the afternoon, in the middle of an intense argument she just up and

Granted, I don't like broccoli, but Sandy's cheese sauce made the green veggie tolerably. However, once I discovered that the sauce contained

The plastic spork was no match for fudge and marshmallow mixture. But under the circumstances, this hardly mattered. Barbara had been losing blood for nearly an hour.

I was sitting in my office when I heard "Alalaaahhhhh" from somewhere. I looked out the window only to see a airplane fling scaringly low. I ran down the stairs yelling to everyone

But in all seriousness, I am an eye person, which kind of sucks because the type of women I attract are usually too shy (or damaged?) to look you in the eye. They're always staring

The gun was held up to her beloved chiwawa's head, finger on trigger and ready. Should she just accept his proposal of marriage after all? Oh, it was all too awful.

There was a window of time & he used it to buy turtle necks. He washed them in holy water and then sewed packets of garlic salt into the neck seams. He wasn't ready for a werewolf

Three steps out the door and she heard the click. It was a hair thin trip wire and her foot had broken it. A series of spring loaded gears fell into place, connecting two electric

The shot glass was overturned, but leaking a brown liquid onto the table. "Alcohol abuse" thought Leo. He lifted the glass and tongued the remains, then slurped the rest off the

The telephone rang without end. Theresa sat there staring at it. It wasn't plugged into the wall or anything, yet it rang and rang. Desmond entered cautiously and grabbed his cell

He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and

"Those stupid bastards," he half mumbled to himself. "What are they thinking?" He grabbed and put on his jacket and headed outside into the cold morning air.

His eyes were open, dead to the world and reflecting nothing but the flies that climbed on them. I started to close them, like in the movies, but stopped at one. I liked winking.

Li's mother had gone to protect the honor of the family, but as his brother, in order to protect the family name. When the queen fell in love with "him"-Li's life with the princess

One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie were at my place looking for some good times. They were bored until the Chip n Dales came to take all of my nuts.

I was asleep in the middle of the night when I heard a loud crash. I jumped out of bed and opened my door and saw

It seemed that the owners of the million and one Teriyaki places in the Seattle area had gathered together and cumulatively given up the fight against ignorant American assumptions

As I inched closer, I came to the slow realization that the bulldozer was headed my way. It wasn't just the thought of a painful death that struck me, it was the fact that FiFi was

That's the thing with Aardvarks... You never really know when they're going to