Hey my name is leche now if u speak spanish you would know that means milk and well yes i am just a plain old jug of milk. This is the story of my life.

Riddle time........ We are two, we face each other I don't care if you need more clues.

It was just past one, and the dance was coming to an end. The girls took off heels to rub sore feet, the boys had long abandoned their jackets and ties. Across the room, Anna was

I woke up and stared at the clock. It was a lot later than usual. What had I been doing the night before? It felt like a small rodent had climbed into my mouth and died overnight.

“MAJOR 您好 HAS LEFT ATMOSPHERE 5 AND WE HAVE RECEIVED INFORMATION TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS WARP FACTOR 9’D TO THE LOWLY PLANET EARTH!!”

"Better living through chemistry," said the man in the lab coat to the staring camera lens. Eyes glittering & smile polished, they gave credence to the promise his words spoke.

"A dastardly plan you say?" mused Vernon-droid "yes indeed" squeaked Vinny-droid Adam's face was inches away from the tiny TV screen as Droids his favourite show drew to a close.

When you get shot, you don't immediately think that she won't love you because your joints won't work the same anymore. That comes to you later, when it's quiet during recovery.

I felt like cooking something that day so I went to the market and ...

February 14 TH 2010. Kansas was crowded that night. Many couples were celebrating their love and, of course, we were one of them.

"What kind of fruit is this", the tourist cautiously poked the peculiar looking spiky pod like fruit. "Durian my friend, you try, you like! Only 30 Baht". He handed over the money,

The day crept up on him; took him by surprise: twenty thousand...but none seemed more relevant than the one before, or, for that matter, any other that came before. It was a Friday

I felt my blood run cold as they slammed me down onto the frigid, metal table. I tried to struggle, but they only chuckled darkly at me. "Ain't no use tryin' 'ta escape." He said.

I've got a feeling, I'm going to lose that one that I just kicked out of. Right after I had it worked out.

Clara sipped her Costa Rican rum and watched amusedly as the wild capuchin monkeys rifled through tourists' carelessly unattended beach bags. The capuchins were clever and

"I cant believe it's raining!" It hadn't rained in Arrebal since the year 1963.

I was walking after school when, i saw a ghost rider in his sweater and he was drinking soda while watching the students getting bullied.

I'm on a new diet. Yellows and oranges. Carrots, cheeses, crackers, oranges, bananas, squash, chicken, Cheetos, corn tortillas, Cheez-its. Pretty balanced actually. So far I've

"What would you do if you could, somehow, reset all of this?" A quiet voice asked, and I jumped slightly from the sudden question. "What would you do different?"

The fog came in on little cat feet. The sleet of the night before had slipped away on its belly, leaving a wet trail behind it. The ocean murmured like a thousand muttering