I kissed a girl just to try it.

I woke up to a cop outside my apartment window with a megaphone. He said to put down my WA2000 or i would have to

I never finish what I start. I've learned to accept that about myself in old age. Well, I shouldn't say never...there was this one instance...

"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"

I like to discipline my dog with rolled up editions of the Economist. I think it makes him

"Lemurs have biggest testicles of all primates in proportion to body mass". Digit threw the newspaper away... He knew Gorilla testicles were the smallest among primates & now this.

One day Flow rider took a walk in park until

He should have masturbated while she was out today. He could of found some internet "strange." But she might want to actually do it later, and now it was late and there would be

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

Sometimes I wish I knew what she thought. I wish

"Merry Christmas!" he said, more a challenge than a greeting. He waited, looking for the expression that would send him to sensitivity training. His wife had taken the kids and he

I was playing COD Black Ops and suddenly the door popped open and an army of zombies came toward me

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

"Too Bad." The meter maid ripped off the ticket and stuffed it in my mouth. So I

He slipped into the room, invisible yet again. No one knew him. No one saw him. No one cared. He smiled briefly, allowing himself the modicum of joy. His anonymity served him well.

For a long time after the events I am about to relate, I went to bed late just to be sure that I didn't wake up in the middle of the night.

The city of Lacclair was the safest place on earth as it was a secret hidden beneath the still waters of St.Clair fountain. And those who knew about its existence were

Claire sat in class, hoping, wondering, a possibility lurking in her mind people would join in on her story. She sighed as she pulled out a gun and held it in the air.

Padding toward him, Julian saw Pepper, the dog he inherited from his niece, Kelly, when she moved away to college. They didn’t allow dogs in the dorms. That was 6 years ago and

It's 1:37 a.m. EST on Christmas morning and I'm sitting here surrounded by wrapped presents thinking "Is this IT? Is this what it's all about?" If Christmas could be different, I'd