On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a robot vacuum from the Sharper Image.

What if suddenly everything in the universe: atoms, sub particles, galaxies, humans, animals, plants, what if everything became 10% bigger, how would we know it happened?

"It's hard not to think that the random combinations of Dadaism contributed to the anything-goes horrors that followed." Andy listened to the silence for a while, then hung up.

Lightning streaked across the sky and the trident rose to catch it. The charged weapon was now ready to be handed by the gods to a mortal worthy enough to carry it. His name was

Uncertain of weather it was her insuicance or his temerity, Dan Betward could read the writing on the wall. He decided it was useless to continue playing the entertaining fool, and

I never needed to learn to speak. Never had a childhood of any sort. I began my existence knowing exactly who I was and what I was meant for. This has never bothered me before, but

It was frustrating reaching into empty pockets with a hungry belly but he had to grin and bear it. All he thought was that will make my next meal even better as he

This is a testing story. THis is a new line. Another Hello. Goodbye Tennis Sound of Music Lizzards Tony Is this the end of this story? WIll anyone tell me?

It was silent in the room except for my occasional grunting, I was really working up a sweat, pushing it to the limit. I was almost there so close.. Until the door suddenly opened!

Harper had to be honest with himself. He was in love with a werewolf. He didn't mind the drooling and snarling - that wasn't much different than his ex when she forgot to take her

"Moroccan maracas masquerading as macaroons mamboed meltingly."

Ding dong! At the door stood Francois Hollande with a bag of croissants waggling his eyebrows. I clutched at the door frame, my world imploding as my nether regions exploded with

Miniaturized, we were separated by invisible labyrinthine barriers in a sword made of glass. What possible value could such an impractical weapon have? Accursed lesbesbian king!

I knew Jack from college. He'd turn up every 5 years or so at awkward moments which seemed to derail everything I'd built up in the interim. When he showed up at my wedding wearing

As Gordon sat there I could smell his unpleasant nerves. His resume was more than adequate but I didn't know if he had that "it" factor we needed. I said "Mr. Durasno, please

The Devil doesn't wear Prada. What a load of malarky. He wears knockoffs. I was sauntering through a backstreet in Mongkok when a goatied fellow whispered, "Want good deal on handb

One day was enough for the mission. But general was much tensed, he ordered us to complete it within seven days. It was a hot topic among us, something was bothering our general.

Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

And I found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile, living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, and I asked myself how did I get here? Oh yeah, I just had to

I'd been hitchiking for days, but I couldn't stop 'til I got there. My thumb was cramped, but I kept it extended until finally a truck stopped. "Won't you take me to Funkytown?"