Hell was a real let-down. I'd lived in rural West Virginia and taught at a public school, so a lake of fire had nothing on the depirvations of entitled 10th grade inbred hillbilly

I was so excited to see my sister after being away at University. I missed her so much and I was looking forward to catching up on her exciting stories!

"I spy with my little eye something green." "Is it money?" I asked. "No, it's a planet you've never heard of." Grrrh. "Dammit, christian god, I'm going to Durga's to pay Twister."

She made the final fold, wrote peace on it's wings, made a silent wish and dropped it from the window.

Everyone underestimates teenagers, who are by far the most creative people on earth. It's too bad really that they grow up to become adults. If teenagers could rule the world,

In the undergrowth of New Zealand's forests the flightless Kiwi hid from feral cats. It seemed doomed to extinction until New Zealand outlawed all cats. Cat owners were required to

"I hate YouTube! YouTube is stupid! I was just getting used to the previously stupid upgrade, and now they come with this crap! WHERE ARE MY SUBSCRIPTIONS?" Oh God, Jimmy relax

Apparently they're not making Twinkies any more. Well, you might as well just tell me the world's coming to an end because I don't want any part of a post-Twinkie life.

And so this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just begun

I looked at my box of Grape-nuts. They didn't have any grapes or nuts in it. It didn't even have a mascot like Cookie Crisp. No prize inside either. Disappointed.

***TINKERBELL'S WRATH*** 2013. A short story in ten parts by the anonymous authors of FoldingStory.com. All rights reserved. --- Wendy never saw it coming.

"Can't you guys see? Life is not about nachos, but instead about what you put on the nachos you are given." This simple statement opened my eyes and changed my life forever. If I

Jake Whistler of WeatherTV kind of liked it when the wind caught him during a storm report and blew him 50 miles up the coast. He landed on one of his favorite restaurants,

now wait for the aftertaste. Didn't I tell you? Isn't the greatest cheese you ever tasted? Just try on this wheat-thingy. Am I right? I didn't even know hippos could be milked.

Why me? What did I do to deserve something like this?

satisfaction and Twinkies

If I became a billionaire, I would buy the biggest marshmallow in the world. It would be large enough to build a museum inside. There would also be

-Floss more, -Eat less red meat, -Work less, -Work out more, -Watch more porn, -See more of Grandma, -Not at the same time, -Spend time in a foreign country, -Stain the deck, -Play

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Today i would choose between good and bad, right or wrong, love and hate. But later that day i thought i choose what was right but sadly i ended up choosing wrong... wayyy wrong.