He lived life in the fast lane. He always got into trouble. By far, his most interesting event was when

Sarah lifted the cube from the ground. It glowed a faint orange. Where had this mysterious artifact come from. Suddenly, the cube began to make a strange sound.

Inasmuch as the ingrate became sad, her softly embedded stoicisms themselves slowly softened. If her bosom was uninviting as a place of rest for sheer age, she captured with story

"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for

She was known as "Air Borden." She earned this nickname because of her incredible wood chopping skills. She swung the heavy ax like it was "air." Hard woods exploded into the "air.

He buried his nose into her hairy armpit and snuffled up the pheremones. European-style mating rituals were growing on him. Especially since it meant he never had to wash ever agai

"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline

She was a tiny dancer with awesome magical powers to

The was lived a princess who was so incredibly

Methinks March Madness is cutting down traffic on FoldingStory. But that doesn't mean we can't have our own kind of March Madness right here...right now.

The air was chill. Silence filled the empty night.

The steak lay quietly in its styrofoam tray, tightly wrapped in plastic, tormented by nightmares. It could neither scream nor thrash nor even shudder at its horrific dreams. No one

Once there was a water buffalo. He was a lonely water buffalo. He dreamed of meeting other water buffalo, but there were no other water buffalo in the land. And thus,

As i walked out of my house, i realized that no one was around, i walked further down the street to confirm my suspicion. I was the last man on earth.

The iodized salt flew at her from every direction. Abigal fell to her knees, having nowhere to run. "Salt! Salt! Salt!" the crowd around her chanted as the crystals flew at her.

She wants to be sure,cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings.Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven,and it makes me

So it seems that SmartCars ARE good for something, mainly bringing into the house and decorating it for Christmas. Dad was going to love it, or wait a sec, he could hate it. Damn,

"Stress can cause sleepwalking, which is exercise, so stress is good for you. Looks like someone just solved health." Anna had a quill-wielding scribe record her every word. Genius

She held the paper-thin stone in her hand firmly. Putting her weight onto her right knee, she readied herself, imagining the way it would skip easily across the