758 days in and I still cant find the wet spot.

Are you tired from a long drive on Highway 66? Are you looking for a nice place to rest? Why not come on over to Bates Motel, now with Color TV and miniature golf!

Oh no. Oh God. The WiFi stopped working. What was she to do? How would she survive?

With a massive hangover, I found this morning that downing 5 shots of tequila and a few pints of lager makes one prone to mistake facebook status updates for foldingstory, now

How many times I had envisioned this moment, never had I thought it would take the turn as it had. Would he really read the letter out loud in front of all these strangers?

I do think the sex thoughts kind of compensate for my lack of connection to the physical realm, as my conscience mind spends a lot of time in the etheric and astral realms.

"Honey, look!" The polar bear and his wife peered out the window of their melting igloo. "See? The Smiths have evolved to grow wings. Why don't you have wings, huh?" Papa bear was

She awoke in the dark room, her hands tied behind her back to a long, wooden pole, causing her to suspend in the air.

love is evol spell it backwards i'll show ya

After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.

The hairy neon orange monster, that lived in my closet as a kid has returned. He wasn't the same now, instead of reading me parts of "The American Who Taught the Japanese" He now

While working on cybernetic Ultraman underwear in his old lab an explosion fused the underwear to his skin, along with a bats wings. Prof. Fugu used his time vortex watch to try to

"But the sign DID say 'shuck em, suck em, eat em rawwww,'" Harry whined as he followed Madge out of the county jail.

I dropped down onto my knees when I've finally discovered that he threw our history away and treated as if it never happened.

I never really understood the concept of love; I never could grasp the concept of "loving" someone. What does love feel like? How do you know its love and not just a simple ache.

A black dress. A white hat. Black shoes. A white cat. She lost her color vision and only had the ability to see in black and white now. She was always left curious and isolated.

Linda wandered aimlessly, looking for her classroom, before she gave up hope and locked herself in the bathroom.

I watched the sun's rise whilst I watched it's descent. Of course, not by choice, but it was still beautiful. I wanted to leave but I wanted to stay.

There once was a man from Ireland...

It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet with my friends , when we got in , we were surprised to see many sumptuous meal arranged nicely.The smell of the food make our mouth