He washed ashore, sputtering and shivering in the cold. For as far as he could see, nothing was on the beach save some stray seaweed and the occasional crab. Suddenly he spotted

There is nothing better than Phở. It's a steaming hot bowl of redemption. I devoted my life to making the best Phở, though, honestly I had no clue, but I booked a flight to Saigon

"To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter." 'Lower fleshy extremities' is too vague

Are you kidding me? Badgers? Again?

They say home is where the heart is. I keep mine under the floorboards. Late at night, I can still hear it beating...

Knees shaking, I stared out into the endless multitude before me. I could not believe where I stood. The piano concluded the introduction; I started to sing.

Lin sat in the parking lot with the Chevy in idle looking inconspicuous. "What was taking K & Jitter so long? An easy job" they said! Then K entered alone. "Go!" she she yelled.

Can you hear me at the back? Right, I'm going to start this motivational talk by telling you an anecdote about my dog and there isn't the tiniest thing you can do to stop me.

Socks the cat ghost stll haunted the Clintons.

The quizmaster asked "Who am I? Born 24 December 1922 in Grabtown, NC. My parents were Jonas and Mollie tobacco and cotton farmers. Jonas died in 1938 from bronchitis

"Don't make me make you fall in love with someone like me" she just didn't understand

"Sometimes I see flames and sometimes I see people that I love dying..." The jet black radio murmured as the static faded. "...and it feels like somebody was gripping my throat"

Hensel and Gretel loved Game of Thrones!Their favorite scene was from the 1rst season when Kingslayer does to Bran the same thing they did to the witch.She was gonna talk!No one

In experienced preparation for a day at The Happiest Place on Earth, I consumed 800 mg of pain reliever, 100 mg of a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor, and a cup of dopamine.

I was a freshman, and he was a senior when I first saw him. After years of admiring from a far

The moment one learns english complications set in. It was a statement my Uncle Balthus made the day he was sentenced for plaigiarism. Later I found out that even those words were

In front of the whole 4th Grade, Millard said, "I know Santa's real because my mom would never lie to me." Later, when Laura showed him the entry for Santa Claus in the encyclopedi

Billy Mays woke up screaming. The Wooden Mage hugged him. "I was selling the slap chop!" The Numbers of The Wall Council looked at each other. "Billy, you were in the Dimension

Dr. Myotis's cure for hearing loss was nearly perfected. His first human trial was moments away. Soon his son would hear again. He prepared the mRNA syringe and injected the boy.

He slowly took off his wig and then even more slowly, his false eyelashes. Gosh it hurt so he tried yanking it off and then he started screaming cos his original eyelashes came off