I use this device to beat back the workers. It's cruel but a necessary component of

"What if when we die, the light at the end of the tunnel is just another pediatricians office?"

The protosoul received a bottle containing one bitter pill. The prescription read "To be taken before birth on an empty stomach. Side effects. nausea, boredom, depression, death."

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.The sound is so soft that u only can hear it when you are in a quiet place

Why on Earth would anyone buy a gold leaf macaroon tree for 600 Euros? I mean if your going to flaunt disposable income I'd buy something like a

In the future, I envision a world where you can control the temperature, where there's nearly unlimited food options, where you can pay for amazing entertainment, sex, drugs, what

"Ohhhhhhhhhh ... isn't this the end of a long, long story," I thought to myself. I sat down in the scrub, threw off my boots and rubbed my sore, blistered feet. "Ohhh ...

The night was dark and foggy.

He sat back and stretched his legs. He had finally done it, all 600 pages. The epic "To-Do" list for the rest of his life. Number 1: wash socks...

Fire poured like water over my wrist, my black robes furling and unfurling as rollicking flame caressed my skin with utmost tenderness, roiling and flying towards my enemy.

Quentin signed for the package and nervously pulled the tab on the envelope. Palms sweating, he reached inside and pulled out what appeared to be a photograph. It was of a thumb.

I was sitting on a small chair in an empty white room, an abnormally tall man with only a mouth on his face standing before me. "Do you know why you are here?" he asked me.

He had to get the boy to the coast. To keep the torch lit, the torch inside. He pushed his son along deserted highways in a broken ice cream vending cart. They never ate dessert.

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This is the story of how not only how I came to be in possession of a commodore 64, but also the events that made those computers so rare and desired in the first place.

"Ipswich is the last stop on this line," chortled the conductor. " Never anybody gets off there. Last I heard the Adicts were all gone. Disappeared just

“You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She’s the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.” said the Captain of the Titanic. "Sir, that ship has not been in the water yet"

Adrian Popplecock, official talent scout for Britiain's got talent. I pride myself on finding unusual talent. I scouted Mr. Methane & The Regurgitator. I got a tip to check out an

The end of the world hadn't come, Jimmy looked at his watch, then at the other people waiting for the Mayan spaceship, or was it the Annunaki? He couln't remember, he felt betrayed

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