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Sitting here eating a bowl of brown rice with no chicken I spot a fly.

You're eating one helluva grilled cheese sandwich. Perfect. Twice you've thought: ~Goddamn, this is the best thing I've ever eaten.~ Then you find it. A hair. You

After years of prolonged, tense masturbation, I realize now that I am in love with the internet. The whole internet. I accepted all of it, for better or worse. She...yes, she

Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Mustard was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice Read more: http://www.pan

"An exponent is a small number (boobs) written at the top right (sex) corner of a number (thighs rub together) that tells you to multiply (nipples) as many times ... Johnny? Would

He was known variously as a deep thinker, a risk taker, a loser. The kinda guy to pass out on a sea cliff with an empty nitrous balloon in one hand & his underwear in the other.

Hushed Tomes was an organization that agreed with the premise of book burnings but believed the burnings to be a clear violation of book rights. Books can't speak for themselves.

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog, a ball of yarn and a pink flamingo with an ice cream cone and a keyboard?" .... silence. Hmm. Tough crowd.

I woke up, hypnotized by strong, thick nipples

Out-of-work collaborative storytelling characters gazed yearningly through the front window. Alpha Male, Brian the confused mail clerk, Superkick, Dr. Faulk the manosurgeon. X-mas

I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!

Dear Abby, I know the grass isn't always greener on the other side, especially on Mars, but some of my Martian friends tell me they are born with a full cosmoconception and a path

She leant her forehead against his shoulder then wiped her tear stained face across his shirt. "I don't want this divorce." "We can't have everything we want, we both know that."

The girl with the red ribbon was driving alone in her car down a dead-end street. She came to to the place on the map marked with an X. Looking out her window,

Mark had been standing at the altar for 45 minutes, but he was willing to give Jess the benefit of the doubt. His "innocent until proven jilty" outlook came back to bite him when

All she could hear was silence, wrapping around like a thick blanket. No, The silence. Silence of space, not able to carry any sound.

I was working late one night at work, when I went to the bathroom I found a stinky man taking a dump with the cubicle door open.

Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber he would never hear the end of it.