Elijah had an interview scheduled that was going to determine whether or not he would be given his dream job. He was nervous and didn't know what to do; he paced back and forth.

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Mpayhba, a.k.a. the Trampoline Planet, was a popular destination for kids and elephants alike. But sometimes, adept bouncers would sail beyond the atmosphere and into the asteroid

We were just about to start Silent Dinner when I was formally informed that I would be served the Disciplinary Meatloaf. What?! I couldn't think of a qualifying infraction so I

John walked into the scary room and found a

I was tired of being so clever and self-involved, but the baroque tapestry of my superior mind had already been woven. I avoided commoners for their sake; even a simple "hello"

I was walking through the woods and I saw a bear. This bear was brown with big

Pushing his way through advance Oragami, he was able to make folds in space and time. He could open a door and pick up some milk in his pajamas, Problems occured with distance.

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Cinderella was in her castle one day looking out over the river. Prince Charming came in and asked her what was wrong? She just smiled and and laughed at him. He had no idea what

She handed me a slice of pizza and said, "This means we're going steady now."

Dressing in the old lady's clothes was something he never thought he would do. But Just the thought of his blood soaked uniform made him think that the dress fitted him quite well.

He was attaching braces to the pumpkins teeth. "Ding Dong." He went to the door & opened "Trick or Treat!" He handed out toothbrushes. "They're sonic screwdrivers for your teeth"

He waved the gun around the room, pointing the gun at no one in particular. 'Vote me past MoralEnd or so help me God I'll write REAL literature." Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the

The sky was on fire. Not in a beautiful, metaphorical, take a picture with your phone sense. In a ohmygodeverythingsgoingtodie sense. I pushed my way into the cave, screaming for

And Andy replied, "Oh my! Really?" Matt said, "Yeah, really!" Andy sighed, "Well then, I guess...

Once upon a time there was a family that lived on a farm. They were not making ends meet. It seemed that every time the farm was about to make money, some of the crops would die

I love Pretzels but only eat the ones tied in a knot! The Pretzel Sticks confuse me I can't decide which end to bite, If I bite the middle I end up with four more ends. Terrifying

There was a girl that loved to dance and wanted the whole world to see her.