He stumbled over the plastic container and mumbled a curse. His years in architecture couldn’t have prepared him for the extempore solutions he encountered as he was trying to bal

He walks in the shadows. All he knows is what he sees; the repeat of the same pattern all around. Tall, concrete buildings, no green. Only on the next turn did he realize

el sábado por la tarde, cuando

después de un largo camnio por la ladera

Billy could not grasp the true power of the instrument of destruction he wheeled into his 6th grade science class. The "Baking Soda Volcano" label made it seem innocent enough, but

Holy hand grenades Batman! That is a LOT of potatoes! What in the wide wide world of sports are you planning to do with such a ridiculously large mountain of

Sweltering, suffo ating, slimy suffering. Melting and roasting and charring every scrap of my dying energy and drips, MOLTEN HOT floods the corners of my eyes, ferociously fucked

This is me...I live in a colander in the downstairs cupboard... I like cliffs, and Bungee Jumping, but not parachutes or Bungee Cords. This can lead to some unfortunate mishaps...

I watched the seahorse hover at the front of the tank,his brood pouch swollen.I'd always envied womans child-bearing ability. Dr. Kampos said my ectopic pregancy was progressing

He purchased a Skrall bionicle set & a technic II powered machine set. He'd lost his biotech job to his lego addiction but he was obsessed with completing his working life-sized

(Based on a true story) On nights like this, my dad would go to the garage, turn on the UV lights, and suck up moths with a vacuum cleaner.

Donald Trump and Andy Rooney made sure no one was in the library. They went to the "Philosophy" aisle and embraced each other.

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down, no fault, none to blame. That doesn't mean I don't desire to

Mom: "I always knew you were a bad seed. Look atcha now, a full-grown shitbush!" Me: "MmmHmm." Mom: "If you weren't so rotten on the inside, maybe you wouldn't be so ugly." I fired

Stalin was driving down Lincoln after getting coffee and was rear ended by

"You are all just salt-water crap buckets who sit on your ass and let yourselves be lied to!" His shriek echoed. Everyone stopped and looked at him. He stared back, eyes hot with

I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation. Governments & corporations don't like their technological secrets getting out. You have to b e quick. I'd narrowed the impact

Ever since he got possessed, Joe couldn't stop typing in tongues. "Ddev6lde66evid6il..." He had tried and failed at a method of self-exorcism that involved grits, a Bedazzler, and

"68% of people acquainted with you are beginning to realize that you are full of shit." croaked the alarm clock. Regina must have set the alarm to angst. Well, I'm feeling anxious

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said