Spam Baby needed to break out of this daycare, and fast. He shook his rattle to alert L'enfant Sausage, who was nibbling on a wean pocket. The two tykes battered down the baby gate

Months of practice, Joe was able to talk subliminally. "HI TED! /give/HERE/me/ IS/the/THAT/day/REPORT /off/YOU /now/WANTED!" His boss stopped "Hey take the rest of the day off."

The wind whistled outside and the trees snapped under the weight of the frozen ice on the branches. The power was out, the roads were closed, and there was no food. What to do?

I had a leftover chicken leg and some knockoff Sriracha sauce. He had ham and cheese with the crusts cut off, chips and apple juice. I said "Trade?"

'You can remove toxic conditions from the atmosphere through fire,' said the pundit. 'The process is called Homa and is based on the vedic science of bioenergy.' Here's how you do

There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel vault doors and the shark pool leaked. But with a little bit of elbow grease, I could flip this hollowed-out volacano.

Behold the beauty of my newest invention! With the flip of this one switch, you see, the cranial cavity is exposed. Then simply insert the brain of your choosing & tighten here.

I couldn't sleep after going clubbing so I watched Baptazia videos on YouTube until my face hurt from laughing. One day I hoped to star in a YouTube video. My fame would be eternal

Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna kill you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't scream, Momma's gonna haunt you in your dreams.

Like he's ever seen the inside of a gym, I mean, only if you threw a box of TimHortons Tim-Bits in there, then he'd see the gym. The whole conversation was useless. Unless you want

i'm Edmund Fitzherbut and i'm studying law at university. what do you do?

I beg your pardon? Retorted a puzzled Mr. Napier. You mean, we mustn't alert the police to the fact that there's a killer among us? But Sir Lardham is dead! Are you hiding somethin

An atom is the basic unit of structure of all things. Without it where would we be?

The man lie in bed, staring at the ceiling. The nurse, a girl, in comparison, told him just to call out if he needed anything. He gave no reply, that she could hear, but

Jaden was not your typical eight year old boy. He had a hidden secret, he is going to very important to not only his town but also his country, he just didn't know it yet.

Looking back on lessons learned from past transgressions and toward a brighter, better future, I do hereby solemnly proclaim to abide by the following resolutions in the new year:

I heard a noise coming from the kitchen down stairs. I creep downstairs to find that it was

She couldn't stop the feeling of fire rising up her chest, up her neck as she walked past him. She could feel his melting stare and dared not to let his eyes trap her so she...

When Joe finally got his Hibachi-Trantor deck back online, his brother Mark kicked him in the chimichangas. Mark was tired of Joe getting all the storylines. He took the deck and

Today was an odd series of events, 99% of the world's inhabitants had been turned into zombies.And the1% of survivors were trapped on a floating isle.