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So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill. -
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The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to -
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Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled -
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'Well, its about time,' she thought as the plane finally pulled away from the gate. The pilot came on to announce that,
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A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why? -
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That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near -
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"Leader board!" Screamed EK™.
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It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I -
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After attempting several time-tested solutions, the lion tamer decided he better take drastic action to release the -
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Since my friend Geoff got married, it seems he is off the map. Where does the map lead us? Perhaps you might find
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I put on my mask. I took a deep breath. I threw my body into the door and it flew open. With all my courage, I stepped -
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How's that go? Ass in the sand, beer in my hand? Shoot, all's I'm sayin' is all I got is
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She awoke slowly aware that the room was so black, the silence so complete it had weight and seemed to be suffocating
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I had to pee so bad. There were people everywhere. It was a serious emergency and I had to come up with a plan. So I
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I find that squirrels are the most intriguing creatures in zero-gravity, especially when
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I hopped on the Bixi bike just after midnight with a belly full of Chateauneuf-du-Pape. At least there was a
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The breakfast "nook" was really more of a closet, but in proportion to the rest of the house. How a giant
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The bear came out at night, only
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Their business meetings had become quite mundane. The coders were getting antsy while the suits were
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The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he