I closed the door and yelled "Honey I'm home! Boy, that shower BJ is REALLY going to hit the spot today. If you don't mind I'm just going to get a lot drunk first." Then

Where do I start? I suppose from Friday night. I left your house and drove home. All the way there my mind was on you and the too-short time we spent together. I opened the door to

Can you believe that I, the most sickly and frailest of all my brothers, outlived them all by generations?

"Helloooo Newman!" says Jerry as Newman barges through his apartment door. "Did you hear what happened Jerry?"

His words hit me like a punch in the gut. I fell to the ground gasping. Who knew such a traitor would come into my life?

The day I went to heaven was possibly one of the best days of my life (life?). God was pretty swell, and not having to piss was good, but the best thing was

So I asked her. "How can I help you make your dreams come true?" She held up the Happy costume.

أبحر البوم العتيق في عرض البحر، حاملاً الغاصة و الباحثين عن اللؤلؤ في قيادة النوخذة المتمرّس في ملاحة و دروب البحر. لمح أحد البحّارة في الأفق البعيد شيئاً غريب، و صرخ مناديا اصحابه

The villains sat at their weekly gathering, tired of a long day of scheming, planning, and conniving. One of them ordered a cup of coffee, while the others pondered over the menu

The Solution: Hidden Costume.

In West Philidelphia, born and rasied, on the playground is where i spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, playin some B-Ball outside of school when

As my house fell away into the crevice below I lamented my own misfortune, yet I could not help feeling pride for the explosive batch of lamingtons that set off

En la clase de espanol, todos los dias...

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"Hammer, if I don't begin and end every sentence with the word hammer, the device attached to my heart will explode hammer" said Bobby Skids, telemarketer. With a deep breath, he

If I had cancer and new I was going to die in the next three day's I would...

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"James, did you give Jimmy his zombie meds?" Did he? Heart thumping, he raced to the den where their toddler had already swallowed most of the baby. "Not a 100 percent sure, Honey!

I asked the Monster under my bed to scoot over and anxiously crawled in beside him.My parents' loud arguments carry through the thin walls of my room.Monster says sympathetically,

As I looked up, he removed his sunglasses and pierced me with aquamarine irises. My stomach tightened and I subconsciously touched my inner thigh. "Hi" he breathed, "I'm