A broken robot lay in the corner of the room, it's blinking insides that had been exposed light up the room very dimly. She stepped back into something cold and hard... And moving.

"Bad dog!" she scolded as she picked up yet another pair of her favorite shoes that her new dog Lucy had chewed on. Here she was all dressed to attend one of the most important

There once lived a gnome. One day he...

Is God real? Is a question I ask myself many times a day. But

Why did algebra books have to be so

"World in flux, Disney bucks, progress, luck, pain, Herman Cain, possible futures for potential clients, a new generation of Koby Bryants, doctor, doctor, I'm headed in the wrong

Nary a visitor to the gorilla cage would smile at CoCo. She just sat despondent until one day

To hear this menu in Zombish, text or say "brains". We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls. Please listen carefully, as many of the options have changed. If you have

There was a man who turned into stone after the last line of this story. He was wealthy man who gave away free motorcycles to anyone who asked him for one. His name was Robert Pau

Once upon a time , there was a magical , jolly goldfish named Bob .

Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor

Oscar the Grouch was pissed. All this Greening of America crap meant way less trash for him. He was "Green" before the hipsters co-opted it. He needed to get even so he

Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden

New movies are really bad. Ronald Reagan and Charles Manson walk across a field together. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. Two men. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. One story. Bom-bom. Bom- bom. They

I'm dreaming of a White christmas cos I've never seen a white christmas before. It's always been in the movies. someday maybe I'll go to the North pole during Christmas time and th

That bastard, Kayla thought, as she sped down the aisles in her scooter. Didn't he realize that the integrity of Swedish espionage was as stake? Of course not, how could he, but

You can call me "Yrots Gnidolf."

Benny,the dog went home from the park feeling sad that day cause Jack,his owner lost his ball in the lake.The next day,Jack brought him a beatyfull yellow ball,bigger and better

Peter Jackson, maker of Drive-in zombie classic "Dead Alive" has returned to the Dark side with "The Zombit". Gollum's severed finger is an excuse for zombie-fu, elf-aardvarking

I sat down confident. Opened to the first page. #1) If a 1,200 lb. gorilla swings forward on a 9' long vine into a jungle filled with weightless ants how many sesame seeds remain?