There was a man who turned into stone after

There was a man who turned into stone after the last line of this story. He was wealthy man who gave away free motorcycles to anyone who asked him for one. His name was Robert Pau

and he'd punch you in the shoulder and yell "Pow!" right after he handed you the keys to your new cycle. He gave away near 50,000 bikes before going into hiding. For 20 years he li

-sped as an act of Karmic justice for his Harley-stealing a life ago. In his cave, he was rewarded for his good deeds with the gift of correct speech and a biker helmet. You saw

followed where the red car? - Asked for an afflicted man who went down the street. You looked at him with amazement and pointed the way forward with his finger trembling.

His finger was gnarled and overgrown with moss. It broke off at the the wrist from your trembling. Tendrils trailed from the stump. The genetically modified fertiliser

had bestowed Anne's garden with consciousness. Most of the plants took on this humanoid form, but alas it was an imperfect transformation and they all appeared to be in agony.

"Great, " Anne would say to herself, "not only can the plant in my garden think for themselves, they're all growing up to mock the horrible tragedies of my love life! I just wish

they could do all those deliciously naughty things to me like you see in the Japanese anime cartoons. You know, the *BLEEP* and *CENSORED* and where they *BEEEEP* in the *HONK*

Sorry, I'm trying to speak but this traffic jam is really undermining this conversation. What I was trying to say was I won't forgive Japan until they cease their counterintuitive

Attempts to ruin the Jeopardy phenomenon. it was a classic! The theme song! Big money! No whammies! Wait a minute....hmm,, Japan go ahead ruin it. I was thinking Press your Luck.