Why they mistook me for Thomas Pynchon, I'll never know. I was just leaving the shop with my new pig suit when I was shoved into the back of a white panel van. They showed me a

I don't understand why we're on this website. What does it have to do with web designing? I'm seriously thinking about

For the past month, Billy has had it with boring days. Everyday he would do the same thing all the time. Once Billy got home he turned on the T.V. and a man on screen said to him

I didn’t stop her as she walked into the woods. I spent the rest of the morning and afternoon breaking out the remaining windows of the factory with rocks. I was a little

On Friday morning the Freshman walked into school and saw 3 seniors with a trashcan looking at him, so the freshman..

Long ago, on a distant and abandoned isle, there was a structure like none other, so unique and divine that not even a fully trained army could destroy it. The guard was bored so

sitting in web design and i just got a 50 on my 1st test dissapointed what should i do

Bill O'Reilly

In 2012 the world is said to end on they Mayan Calender (December 21st), I would

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

Ugh my mother makes me so mad. After are argument lastnight i was so upset. I mean really was it that bad of a request? All I asked for was to

One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very pretty went to the store to buy some groceries to take home and there was a guy she had noticed that had followed her in the store

I looked in the mirror and I couldn't see myself.Actually,what I could see was this shadow wich was shaped like me but was kind of smokey and blurry,so I ran

He had nerves of steel. He'd been busted for selling unlicensed boradcast credits to the Pleasure Maffia on an off-moon base and spent forty rotations in the Pit Barns, so

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for a princess to marry. He met with many,

Recent DNA evidence shows that the extinct Neanderthal race of hominids were not brutish cave men—but were attractive redheads and blonds with blue or green eyes.

Once upon a time, there lived a knight of a small kingdom far far awayOne day the brave knight went to a tavern and got drunk. Then he met a wizard who sent him on a quest for the

Mill Creek High School this year.

Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Then he filed a claim to the insurance company stating that he lost them in a series of small fires. The judge

It turns out that all of the afterlifes were in the same big plaza, and that the only way to be damned to hell is to hop on the train that offers to let you cut ahead in line. Styx